Serial Killer Round 36: Insert Witty One-Liner Here (Game Over)

[ShindoL Shill]

seems appropriate.
not for staika or Mortis.

*hopes he isnt tempting fate*

i wonder... can the killer commit violent suicide near the end to throw us off the trail?

 

[staika]

@Trilby: Yeah you're tempting fate big time

 

[CounterAttack]

i wonder... can the killer commit violent suicide near the end to throw us off the trail?

Nope. That ruins the point of the game: the killer has to eliminate everyone else in order to succeed.

In other news:

[HEADING=2]The second victim has been chosen![/HEADING]​

Check your inboxes, our murderer strikes again.

 

[staika]

Wait why did I check my inbox I'm already dead -_-

Oh the things that happen when you're almost intoxicated XD

 

[sky14kemea]

@staika: Intoxicated? What have you been drinking? :0

Also I don't think I'm dead. >.>

 

[ShindoL Shill]

*holds breath...*
...
...
...
well that killed a couple of minutes.
*touches self*
oh thank squeesus! i'm alive!
better make the most of it!
*continues touching self*

@staika: Intoxicated? What have you been drinking? :0

my best guess? he's been drinking *whisper*al-co-hol!

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@staika: A professional what? XD

 

[staika]

@Sky: Just some rum, drinking it makes me feel like a pirate at times and it's the only thing I got. Damn me and not being able to legally purchase alcohol!!

@Mortis: A professional motor mouth
To put that in perspective when I joined the pub club I had a little over 1000 posts and then I started to post a lot. I joined the pub club on sept. 3rd

 

[Jak23]

*Stops playing Fat Princess to check inbox*
I'm alive!
@Trilby: O.O
*Resumes Fat Princess...*

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Sky i toldja staika was drinking alcohol! then again, i am right outside his home... hello!

@Jak i'm sorry, did you want me to touch you? *starts touching Jak in his special funtime place*

anyway... the suspense is killing me! i need to know who's dead now.

 

[staika]

@Trilby: Hey you young fella, get offa my lawn!!!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika who said i was on the lawn. anyway... i'm inside now. lock your walls better!

 

[staika]

@Trilby: How did you get past my incredibly complicated lock system!? Not even my mom can figure it out >.>

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika elementary my dear Watson! i painted it blue! green is secure, red is holy-shit-bad, blue is in the middle.

and seriously, who got murdered to death!?

 

[staika]

@Trilby: I wonder why my house suddenly turned blue.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

perfect. now i can't see anything.

i'll never know who died!!! *dramatic sob*

 

[staika]

Oh my god..... I can't see the page!!!
Best glitch ever

Hooray it's fixed! here's a screenshot of the terrible times for those who don't believe me.

Spoiler

 

[sky14kemea]

@staika: Ahhh, rum. I'm more of a Apple Sourz/Sambuca person myself. xD

 

[ShindoL Shill]

oh this is just ridiculumus!

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Ack!! I'm bliiiiiiiiiiind*!!!

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