Serial Killer Round 36: Insert Witty One-Liner Here (Game Over)

[SkyeNeko]

aaaaah were all guests!

my glitch said that the users were given warnings for this post... mini heart attack.

 

[staika]

@Sky: Strange so is my mom but she doesn't really drink that much XD

Spoiler: I also prefer this glitch

 

[Zero_ctrl]

Hmm...
I feel like I'm experiencing a large dose of amnesia.
Perhaps we should reintroduce ourselves.

I...I think my name is Zero.
I'm not dead. That's good.

 

[SkyeNeko]

this is what you get for killing people all the time guize!

-Neko

 

[staika]

is that you zero!?
*Stumbles around in the darkness and hits head on wall*

Where is everyone!? I feel so alone.....

@Skye: Hey I was already killed so it couldn't have been me!

-staika

 

[ShindoL Shill]

okay, we now have a leaderless society. i vote myself as King.
you cant oppose it because we dont know if you have the right to vote

-Neko

 

[CounterAttack]

As GM of the thread, I move that no-one posts here until the Escapist has sorted itself out. More posts will only make it tougher on the staff to sort out whatever the heck is going on, I think.

- CounterAttack

 

[staika]

Can I be the ghost king? that seems like an awesome title XD

-staika

@CA: Okay....

 

[ShindoL Shill]

i vote MYSELF as our leader.
huzzah.

at least, until our identities come back.

-Trilby

@CA sorry...

i could have fun with this...

 

[SkyeNeko]

okay, we now have a leaderless society. i vote myself as King.
you cant oppose it because we dont know if you have the right to vote

-Neko

IMPOSTER! you know well be able to see who posted what once the names come back...

-Neko

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

I don't know who I am anymore!!!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

okay, we now have a leaderless society. i vote myself as King.
you cant oppose it because we dont know if you have the right to vote

-Neko

IMPOSTER! you know well be able to see who posted what once the names come back...

-Neko

LIES! lies and slander! the names will never come back.
and how do we know YOU arent the impostor!?
or that there is no impostor and you're just going insane?

-Neko

 

[SkyeNeko]

You know your name shows up when you quote me? and when your name shows up as the most recent post? TrilbyWill? you also know i tend to write disturbing things involving other players?

*pulls your guts out through your nostrils*

 

[Link_to_Future]

GAH! What on earth is going on here? Is this what it's like to be blind?

-Link

 

[ShindoL Shill]

You know your name shows up when you quote me? and when your name shows up as the most recent post? TrilbyWill? you also know i tend to write disturbing things involving other players?

*pulls your guts out through your nostrils*

...
bollocks.

so... sorry about the whole 'identity theft' thing.
i was just trying to gain you power!

-Neko [sub]sorry, force of habit[/sub]

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Hey guys, I'm the killer!!

Wait...what if the names do come back...?

*gasp*

I'm not the killer, I'm not the killer!!!

PS: Physically impossible for the former statement to be true. 'Cause I'm dead.

...or am I?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

don't be silly!
you're the GM, CounterAttack!
or maybe i just read the wrong box on the thing!

but maybe i was right!

what in the deep blue fuck is going on?

 

[staika]

.......but who are you? I can't tell and I want to know who's dead >.>

@CA: Very sorry about posting again but I had to you know >.>

-staika

OH GOD I'M SO CONFUSED >.<

 

[ShindoL Shill]

.......but who are you? I can't tell and I want to know who's dead >.>

@CA: Very sorry about posting again but I had to you know >.>

-staika

OH GOD I'M SO CONFUSED >.<

me too! *scooby-doo jumps into your arms*
wait, that's fear. or the end of Officer and a Gentleman...
y'know what.
fuck.
this.
[sub][sub]like staika's mother (sorry)[/sub][/sub]

*Even though i'm not the killer, i shoot myself and staika's ghost (again, sorry) in the face (and ghost-face)*

 

[CounterAttack]

When the Escapist gets sorted out, I'll announce the victim. They can't post their death due to illness. So until then, stop posting here. It'll only slow down the staff's attempts to fix the site.

-CA

Edit: It seems that things are back up and running... though I'm not sure if it's permanent.