Serial Killer Round 36: Insert Witty One-Liner Here (Game Over)

[Nouw]

@staika I certainly hope not. Mods shouldn't get a pass from punishment because they are the law. Not that I want mods to be punished, they're very nice people , just that it wouldn't be very fair in my opinion.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Oh Captcha, you saucy little minx...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Jak okay, i'm NEVER touching you again after last night.
i can't help but feel a little guilty...

 

[staika]

@sky: well it looks like its gone now so you're in the clear

Besides that warning changed from user to user a lot and I saw some strange people up there. Like virgil I saw him up there a few times

 

[CounterAttack]

Right, now that the Escapist has cleared itself up:

[HEADING=2]War Penguin is the second murder victim.[/HEADING]​

Due to illness and finals taking up a good portion of his time and intellect, he is unable to write his death. You may begin to send in your votes.

 

[SkyeNeko]

can i write his death

*sends vote*

 

[Jak23]

Despicable, what kind of killer would murder a sick person?
Voted.

 

[NeoAC]

That was WP's first death in six rounds. Shame he is battling the ailments so he can't enjoy it.

Vote has been sent.

 

[RaNDM G]

Voted.

 

[Zero_ctrl]

Aw, poor WP.
Voted.

 

[Schizzy]

Voted. Let the killing begin!

No, wait... the killing already began...

I mean, LET THE LYNCHING BEGIN!

 

[RaNDM G]

@Schizzy It's still killing, so it's technically right.

 

[Schizzy]

@Randm: Nope... lynching is sanctioned in this town. Killing isn't.

It says so here in our law book.

*Pulls out paper napkin*

See?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Schizzy: Are you sure you're not just misinterpreting that coffee stain?

 

[Schizzy]

@Mortis: Are you questioning my law credentials? Cause I have it here with me...

*Pulls out toilet paper with the words, "Law Kred" written on it*

See?

 

[Nouw]

@MortisNuncius Do not talk of the law as some cheap coffee stain!

 

[Schizzy]

@Mortis:

Yeah! Under threat of this:

»»───knee───►

Sorry, I saw it on the YouTube comments and thought it was super creative.

 

[Nouw]

@Schizzy I have to admit, it is one of the better renditions of the Arrow to the Knee.

 

[CounterAttack]

@Schiz: Excuse me a moment as I take that arrow, remove the flight feathers and tickle you to death with it. If, however, you aren't ticklish, I shall simply cuff you to a crucifix, force your head into a cardboard box and put ten starving rats in that box. They will proceed to eat your face, then go through your skull eating anything fleshy in their way, and finally devour your brain.

Oh, and you will be alive for the entire procedure. I'll let the rats kill you.

 

[Nouw]

@CA *Eyes nervously. I take it back, I hate it!