Serial Killer Round 36: Insert Witty One-Liner Here (Game Over)

[RaNDM G]

@Counter Are you sure you're not the killer? ;-|

 

[Schizzy]

*Restores skin to face with multiple skin graft surgeries using cats*

@Randm: Nah... CA is our resident arrow-in-the-knee-joke punisher. Element is Murderville's anti-pun security system (Skye's his padawan).

 

[CounterAttack]

@RaNDM: Schizzy is correct. The best arrow in the knee joke is none at all, as I said in the previous round.

 

[RaNDM G]

I think you misunderstood. I was referring to the rather gruesome portrayal of how you would commit Schizzy's murder and linked it with the current objective (ie: executing the next suspect). I wasn't aware a Skyrim reference was made at the time.

 

[CounterAttack]

@RaNDM: Ahh... then no. Me being the killer is in direct contradiction of the rules. The one GM who made himself the killer was excommunicated as soon as he told us.

 

[RaNDM G]

I know. That was the joke.

Even though you can't possibly be the murderer, you making a completely ridiculous description of how you would kill someone still came out of left field. I thought I would point that out in a somewhat sarcastic manner.

Needless to say, the joke fell flat on its face.

 

[CounterAttack]

That's kinda how most jokes go 'round here, given the text-based nature of this conversation. Ironic that in a world of instant messaging, communication is what we lack. Not just us in this conversation, but on the internet in general.

 

[Schizzy]

@Randm: Yeah... GM's don't get to become killers for obvious the obvious reason that he/she will be invulnerable.

Ahhhh... I think my face is healing up now...

 

[Nouw]

@Schizzy Can I take a look ?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

hmm...

not to self: do not piss off CounterAttack...

 

[CounterAttack]

@Trilby: It's not so much 'don't piss me off' as 'don't make any of those stupid arrow in the knee jokes'. I'm not a total blackhearted bastard... quite the opposite. That thing with the rats? Yeah, that was someone else's idea that I rewrote.

In related news, Matthew Reilly is an amazing writer. If you haven't read any of his work, you have no soul.

 

[Nouw]

@CA I remember my friend reading one of his books, he says that they're quite good.

 

[staika]

@CA: ........... I guess I don't have a soul then >.>

And as a side note I have finally been cleared to walk again

 

[RaNDM G]

Temple was good, but the ending sucked.

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: No! You no walk! *Hammers staika's knee*

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: oh god my knee!! You hit the wrong knee but I still can't walk now! You monster.....

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Anyone remember that scene from Misery?

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: Wrong one you say? *Readies hammer...*

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: O.O ............... Um I meant, owch you hit the right knee....... >.>

 

[Nouw]

@staika I guess you could say you took a ha- *get's strangled by @CA.