Serial Killer Round 37: The Special Holiday Edition (Get those votes in.)
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@staika's random death .gif: i keep dying of sex. uh... how? how does one die of sex? is it sex with an extremely obese person who demands to be on top and also suffers from narcolepsy triggered by arousal?
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and is made of swords.
@staika also, how do you pronounce your name? in my head it's Kenner--kuh-*light sneeze*-*static-like sound*.
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and is made of swords.
@staika also, how do you pronounce your name? in my head it's Kenner--kuh-*light sneeze*-*static-like sound*.
@staika: I keep getting Death by Kross, Death by Tumblr even though I don't have it, and Death by Dragons.
As the sun rose over Murderville, the few living residents that remained had gathered in the center of town. Only the Fragrance of Mtn Dew was not among them. It wasn't until around noon that he finally emerged from his Fortress of Dew and made his way to the center of town. Seeing him approach, the others all exchanged glances and nods before one of them tossed him a Mountain Dew. "Ah, thanks! And sorry I'm late. I just woke up." He said with a yawn.
"That's fine. We were just trying to figure out who's behind these murders. We're running out of time so we're going over everything one more time. Since you're here, let's start with you. Where were you when Skye was murdered?" A voice from in the crowd called out.
The Fragrance frowned, knowing where this was going and not liking one bit of it. "I... I worked late that night. And then I was tired so I went to bed early."
"And Trilby? Were you around his shop at all at 4AM the night he was killed?"
"4AM? No, that's around the time I usually go to bed." He answered, his nervousness becoming more and more apparent.
"So you were asleep during both of them? How about Jak? Schizzy? Omega? Did you just happen to be taking a nap during all those murders? No one has seen you since these murders started! Were you sleeping the whole time? You can't expect us to believe that!" As the case against him became more and more apparent, the others began to mutter angrily and cast glares in his direction.
The Fragrance took a step back, trying to collect his thoughts and come up with a counter argument. They were right though. He had spent a lot of time holed up in his fortress lately and hadn't come out except to stock up on supplies. One of these people is the killer. I'm being framed! His mind raced as he tried to figure out just how to expose the killer. He opened the can of Mountain Dew and took a big gulp to buy some time.
It was the last mistake he ever made. As soon as the liquid touched his tongue, he realized it was not Mountain Dew. "Mello Yello! You mother fu-" Was all he had time to say before his body was rocked with violent spasms as the foul liquid began to incinerate his organs. His strength left his body immediately and he dropped to his knees, vomiting in a last ditch effort to purge his body of the lethal substance. It was no good though. The Mello Yello had quickly burned away his esophagus. He tried to scream, but his vocal cords were the next to go. Eventually, he gave up fighting it and fell to the ground.
As the remainder of the Fragance of Mtn Dew's life left his body and his soul ascended to the peacefulness of JIB, clouds darkened the skies of Murderville. Shortly afterward, Mountain Dew fell from the sky like rain once again.
"That's fine. We were just trying to figure out who's behind these murders. We're running out of time so we're going over everything one more time. Since you're here, let's start with you. Where were you when Skye was murdered?" A voice from in the crowd called out.
The Fragrance frowned, knowing where this was going and not liking one bit of it. "I... I worked late that night. And then I was tired so I went to bed early."
"And Trilby? Were you around his shop at all at 4AM the night he was killed?"
"4AM? No, that's around the time I usually go to bed." He answered, his nervousness becoming more and more apparent.
"So you were asleep during both of them? How about Jak? Schizzy? Omega? Did you just happen to be taking a nap during all those murders? No one has seen you since these murders started! Were you sleeping the whole time? You can't expect us to believe that!" As the case against him became more and more apparent, the others began to mutter angrily and cast glares in his direction.
The Fragrance took a step back, trying to collect his thoughts and come up with a counter argument. They were right though. He had spent a lot of time holed up in his fortress lately and hadn't come out except to stock up on supplies. One of these people is the killer. I'm being framed! His mind raced as he tried to figure out just how to expose the killer. He opened the can of Mountain Dew and took a big gulp to buy some time.
It was the last mistake he ever made. As soon as the liquid touched his tongue, he realized it was not Mountain Dew. "Mello Yello! You mother fu-" Was all he had time to say before his body was rocked with violent spasms as the foul liquid began to incinerate his organs. His strength left his body immediately and he dropped to his knees, vomiting in a last ditch effort to purge his body of the lethal substance. It was no good though. The Mello Yello had quickly burned away his esophagus. He tried to scream, but his vocal cords were the next to go. Eventually, he gave up fighting it and fell to the ground.
As the remainder of the Fragance of Mtn Dew's life left his body and his soul ascended to the peacefulness of JIB, clouds darkened the skies of Murderville. Shortly afterward, Mountain Dew fell from the sky like rain once again.
Well, you killed me but I'm not the murderer. I hope you're all happy.
@Fragrance: They replaced the glorious nectar with the foulest of poisons? How dare they?
Seriously though, I can't even drink Mello Yello anymore. I used it as my main mixer for my cheap vodka for about a solid year and now all I can taste is wasted potential if I try to drink it without. >.<
Seriously though, I can't even drink Mello Yello anymore. I used it as my main mixer for my cheap vodka for about a solid year and now all I can taste is wasted potential if I try to drink it without. >.<
@Fragrance: That makes little sense, given the information I have received. As I see it, the executed (who shall remain nameless so as not to give it away) received a PM either yesterday or the day before. They told me as much.
@axle: Can you please clarify this? Is Fragrance the latest to be executed? Or is it someone else? Perhaps we have a misfire on our hands.
@axle: Can you please clarify this? Is Fragrance the latest to be executed? Or is it someone else? Perhaps we have a misfire on our hands.
Um Great Execution but there seems to be some confusion. I told you you had been murdered not executed.....Fragrance of Mtn Dew said:
@[user]Counter[/user]: The executee was someone else who is writing a death so I figured I'd give them time to post it while still keeping the game rolling. Fragrance was the next murder. I can clarify who was executed if need be.
@Axle Oh.... I got the message and saw that the title said waiting on lynchee so I figured that was me. Oops.