Serial Killer Round 37: The Special Holiday Edition (Get those votes in.)

[Jak23]

*Bites bait and is pulled out of water* Thank you! We've been stuck down there for days!
@staika/Counter: I recommend Chrome over Firefox, it's faster.

 

[staika]

@Jak: Haha! my bait worked. But what do I do with you now........ I KNOW!
*Starts to roast jak*

 

[Jak23]

@staika: Wait! I can tell you where the rest are, roast them instead!

 

[staika]

@Jak: hmmmmmmmm........... Nah I think you will taste the best >
*continues to roast jak*

 

[CounterAttack]

@Jak: I tried Chrome a few times... it's not really my thing. Just seems a bit, well... *shrug* I dunno. I prefer Firefox.

 

[Jak23]

@Counter: Ah well, to each is his own. On to a more pressing matter... Save me! This isn't how the game works!... Unless staika's the killer!

 

[staika]

@Jak: No one can save you now >
*Starts to spin jak over the fire*

 

[Jak23]

@staika: *Jak's body slowly burns leaving a distinct smell of smoked ham... Then Counter brings it back to life*
"No killings without consulting me!" - CounterAttack >
EDIT: 333 posts at midnight!

 

[staika]

@Jak: hmmmmmmm, *snaps finger* What about if I take you to the brink of death but you don't die! That way I wouldn't have killed you but I can still cook you!

 

[CounterAttack]

@Jak: HEY. No-one puts words in my mouth, no matter what they're saying, without my consent. Please remove that part of your post. And to clarify, I'm not in charge of respawns; that's entirely up to the players themselves. The JIB is my domain, doubly so because I'm dead.

On that note: *wanders over to the ice-cream freezers and pulls out a few flavours, debating on them*

 

[Jak23]

@staika: I posted 333 posts at exactly midnight, and have completed the ritual! *Blasts lightning at staika*

 

[staika]

@Jak: But I have completed the 7777 posts today >
*Blasts the lightning away with lightning rod*

Side Note: I just noticed that I'm watching the warm up for some guy that wants to jump a river or something like that. Why the hell am I watching something so dull >.>

 

[Jak23]

@staika: But I completed mine at midnight! *Blasts with electrified fire*

 

[staika]

@Jak: I completed mine, at some time!
*Shields self with magical lucky shield*

 

[Jak23]

@staika: *Snaps fingers and makes shield disappear*

 

[Nouw]

My solution, I use both Chrome and Firefox![sub]And sometimes Safari...[/sub] Kross is the new Sindri.

 

[CounterAttack]

@Nouw: That's possibly one of the most brilliant comparisons I've heard recently. You win my first cookie of the new year.

Spoiler: Cookie

 

[Lost In The Void]

So fucking hammered. Happy new years all.

 

[NeoAC]

So fucking hammered. Happy new years all.

Speak for yourself, ya lightweight. Everyone knows Albertans can't beat the East Coast when it comes to the game of drink.

 

[SkyeNeko]

*briefly materializes*
@CA: wait, youre in charge of JIB? cause were out of bacon. and its smelly. *lodges formal complaint* xD

also, happy new year from the west coast... where everything happens last

Spoiler: who makes new years resolutions anymore. i dont.