Serial Killer Round 38: The Round We Make Contact (It's All Over!)

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elementsoul

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@War_Penguin For fuck?s sake man. You even fucking did that one already? I mean there was another reason for it really didn?t need to be said. Oh well.

*Whistles tunelessly while running a blowtorch over a metal pipe till it is red hot. Stops whistling and walks up behind War Penguin and kicks out the back of his knee. Slams elbow into the top of your nose, and grabs your tongue in your mouth with a pair of pliers. Pulls the tongue out and slices it off below where the pliers are grabbing it. Cauterizes the wound with the red hot metal rod.

Throws your upper body to the ground, before shoving the metal rod through your back, below the shoulder blade, and into the ground; pinning you where you lay. Takes out a power drill from your bag and drills through your elbow and knee joints. Covers you in maple syrup before unleashing a colony of fire ants on your, in order to finish you off in a most painful manner.*

[HEADING=3]May this be a warning to all who wish to pun in this thread. DON'T![/HEADING]​
 

Pm0n3y

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Dammit, I feel as if we're behind schedule. But no matter!

[HEADING=1]THE EXECUTED HAS BEEN NOTIFIED![/HEADING]
 

InsomniJack

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So far, so good... so what?


Also: @staika Twilight Fan-Fiction

As if I didn't already get enough of that where I live...
 

Malyc

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*brings out his father-in-law

'Ere you go, he's dead.

(I'm not dead yet)
 

War Penguin

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@element: Oh, there you are, man! I was getting kinda worried there for a second! Thought you were slacking in your duties. Glad to see that's not the case.

Anyway, time to do my part: AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD, THE PAIN!!! IT HURTS!!! OH GOD, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Ah... balance.

OT: I haven't died... by the executioner's hands, that is. <_<
 

CounterAttack

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Well, no telltale PM on my end, so I'm good.

Oh, and as an aside, would people mind putting YouTube videos in spoilers? It helps those with less bandwidth to spare... *hopes he isn't asking for too much*
 

drmigit2

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*ahem* it appears the new strategy to this town is to simply never talk ever as attempting to make a guess leads to a lynch mob at my door. Fun, well to put it simply, you guys grabbed me, hung me, and then found out i was totally unremarkable in every single way and that this lynch was pointless. yay.

*news channel*: This just in, after a recent murder in murderville, the town has seemingly hanged a man for reasons unknown, when confronted about this the townspeople gave no answer and we are all still confused.
 

War Penguin

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@CA: Oh, sorry about that! I went and edited all of my posts to hide my videos in spoilers. I'll keep that in mind, next time. <_<
 

staika

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@naqraq: sorry bro but advertising is not allowed outside of your profile. besides I have an inkling that you could be a spam bot o_O
 

SkyeNeko

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drmigit2 said:
*ahem* it appears the new strategy to this town is to simply never talk ever as attempting to make a guess leads to a lynch mob at my door. Fun, well to put it simply, you guys grabbed me, hung me, and then found out i was totally unremarkable in every single way and that this lynch was pointless. yay.

*news channel*: This just in, after a recent murder in murderville, the town has seemingly hanged a man for reasons unknown, when confronted about this the townspeople gave no answer and we are all still confused.
the reason this thread is in the role playing forum instead of the forum games is because wed really prefer it if you wrote a death. it doesnt need to be several paragraphs, but it should be given a bit of effort, ex: the first death of the round. since you were executed, however, you should have a mob or a police-type person execute your character, via hanging, gunshot, or pretty much anything. we had a player crucified last round. the only requirement is that youre killed by vigilantes/police. outside of that you have full creative authority.

just a warning, players who put no effort into their deaths will not likely be allowed in succeeding rounds.
 

CounterAttack

A Writer With Many Faces
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@drmigit: It is generally a good idea to write up a proper death post. I'll repeat Skye's point about why these threads are in the Role Playing forum. One of the reasons we have death posts is that they're meant to show off the creativity and talent of the writer in question. At least, that's what I'm inclined to think. That's why I write mine the way I do, and why I felt comfortable with recording an audio version of my death in the last round.

Death posts should be entertaining and at least somewhat original. They will, of course, vary depending on the writer.

As an aside, some food for thought:

Da Rules said:
Should a victim, be it murder or execution, choose to refuse to post a death or post a ridiculous or asinine one, they may not be invited back to future rounds.
 

Link_to_Future

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@drm: It's tradition for new people to be executed first. You were the newbie who made themselves the most visible. Therefore, you got lynched.

FTR, I didn't vote for you. I have a friend of mine who I know will write an entertaining death that I'm gunning for until I get some evidence.

Also, your attitude is noted. :/