Serial Killer Round 38: The Round We Make Contact (It's All Over!)

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staika

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*points at schizzy*

Lynch the talking cat man! Everyone knows cats can't talk!
 

Schizzy

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Oct 9, 2008
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*Points at staika*

*Hold up placard*

*Placard says, "Who says I talk? Lynch the lying man!*
 

staika

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*points at schizzy*

*points at self*

I did, you got a problem with it?
 

Moros

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Since nobody really asked me what the questions were (or I didn't see it in the confusing bullshit), here are the questions and answers.

Q: Does the killer have a PSN account connected to their profile?
A: No

Q: Does the killer have a post count over 2000?
A: Yes

I hope everybody's happy now seeing as I probably won't live long enough to ask my third question. Me go sleep now.
 

sky14kemea

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Jun 26, 2008
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@Ynnek: Why didn't you include those with your original list, though? xD

The plot thickens again!
 

Link_to_Future

Good Dog. Best Friend.
Nov 19, 2009
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@Steke: *sigh*

We aren't in the game of saving lives here. We're in the game of catching a killer. And actually, by making it so we have to execute each and every one of the people on the list because the killer now knows who not to kill.

In effect, if Ynnek is the spy, you have just forced the game to go for much longer.

And no harm done about the lying? I think that you'll find that some of us remember these sorts of things. You may have thought it was for the greater good but a certain level of mistrust has been bred from your actions. Sorry. *shrug*

@Fragrance: See, we know that at least one of the people claiming to be the spy is feeding false information. Either we have a Typhoid Mary-type seeder of chaos or someone is working with the killer.

Note that I said at least. If the spy decided to purposely feed false info on behalf of the killer, then we would all be screwed. Unfortunately, it's hard to know that.

@Ynnek: Thank you for the questions. Unfortunately, by not providing them to start, everything sort of snow balled out of control.

If you are spy, take this as my personal apology in advance. Someone pulled a scheme, and we bit it hook line and sinker. If it was a conspiracy against you, it was a damn effective one.
 

staika

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Two spies? How the, what the, When the........ You know what I'm not even going to attempt to figure out whats going on. I'm just going to go to my little space over there and let you guys try and figure out whats going on since I'd probably go crazy trying to figure out whats going on.
 

Link_to_Future

Good Dog. Best Friend.
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@staika: Well, two people are confirmed to be claiming they are spies. A third one is accused and another person swears that his contact is the real spy and that the others are all fakes.

So yeah, it's gotten really complicated. Starts making a person paranoid. >.>

*moves into a cabin and becomes a crazy hermit*
 

GrimGrimoire

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@[user]Link[/user] My own reputation being harmed? I knew that would happen, I was talking about the rest of you.

And to all of you who find this overly confusing and unfun:
Remember that I am tainted by this, and I can't ever pull of a plan like this again. So don't worry about this happening again, for I know better than to repeat myself.
And unless I dye my hair black, mess it up, get myself an old butler/inventor, call myself "S" and hunt a mysterious killer who can kill by only knowing the username and the avatar of a player, planning something elaborate enough to actually work will be quite a feat.
 

CounterAttack

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@Steke: Y'know, I have a new pair of questions for you. They may have already been asked, but I feel the need to get my own answer.

Why did you do what you did in this round? What did you hope to achieve?
 

staika

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@Schizzy: Will this lynching include my new super pitch fork and torch models? They are guaranteed to destroy your target better and if not I still have your money :p

That somehow reminds me that I haven't shown you guys the pictures I took at Madison Square Garden yet :p
 

Pm0n3y

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Welp, this voting round was completely one sided.

[HEADING=1]THE EXECUTED HAS BEEN NOTIFIED![/HEADING]

...I'm quite sure we all know who it is.
 

Moros

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I walk down the street to buy some groceries, all the while getting angry stares from the residents of Murderville. They had turned against me because of the ramblings of a fool following the stupidest logic I had ever seen. But that logic had turned almost everyone against me nonetheless. I could feel all of their stares on me but I had learned to block it out long ago. As I stopped at a fruit stand, I didn't see the owner signal someone while I looked at some oranges. The next thing I knew was that I was knocked out from a blow to the back of the head.

1 Hour Later
I wake up not knowing where I am, still groggy from the blow. As my senses return to me, I realize that my hands are chained to a post in the middle of the desert. "Ynnek, you have been condemned to death by your peers. In one minute you will subjected to the atomic hellfire from a nearby nuke going off. This is your last chance to say something," said a voice from a nearby speaker. At hearing this I couldn't help it and began to laugh hysterically. I kept laughing for a whole minute, unable to control myself. Suddenly there was a bright flash in front of me but that only served to make me laugh harder. Even when totally consumed by the atomic fireball the laughter didn?t stop.

TIL that I hate writing in the first person.
 

Malyc

Bullets... they don't affect me.
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@Ynnek: Don't blame me, I'm in the same boat you are...
The nuke was a nice touch!