Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[Link_to_Future]

@Berenzen: Good god man. How do you even fit that many books in one place?

@Skye: Really? I'd pictured you as an amateur shark rider for some reason.

 

[RaNDM G]

@hobbies: They are not existent.

Not because I don't have the time. I simply choose to have none.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@RaN: You are unable to partake in hobbies since you get paid for everything you do. You're just that good.

 

[RaNDM G]

@Link: So true. Life is easy when you know...

All...

of...

THE CODES

.

[sub]All of them.[/sub]

 

[Malyc]

@Randm: I can has some codes? Please?

 

[Schizzy]

@RaN: Sunglasses beat codes any day.

 

[Berenzen]

@RaN But do you have the Coordinates?

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: You are very right, and since we have cornered the SK sunglasses market we are the most powerful people here.

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: Speaking of which, did we manage to put blind-glasses on all the cats yet?

[sub]Maybe I shouldn't be typing out so loudly. They might hear what I'm sending out[/sub]

 

[RaNDM G]

@Malyc: Yes, but first...

You must be willing to learn.

@Schizzy: Pssh.

@Berenzen: You have your skills. I have mine.

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: I am perfecting the technology as we speak. I mean, I don't know what you're talking about >.>
[sub]My first prototype was a success and I was pleased with the results[/sub]

 

[Schizzy]

@RaN: Psssh... that's nothing compared to our cardboard sunglasses!

@staika: *Tests prototype on his cat, Frosty*

*It is super effective*

*Does a jig in front of Frosty and receives no condescending stare*

Excellent.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Schizzy: Wait, cardboard has a type advantage over your cat?

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: IT'S A BREAKTHROUGH! Think of how rich we can become now, We need to start production on these immediately.

@Link: It's a trade secret, we can't tell you the specifics

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: I'll get them cardboard orders in right away!

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: Very good I will get the blue prints and the illegal immigrant worker labor ready. I mean the very legal workers >.>

 

[RaNDM G]

@Schizzy:

 

[staika]

@RaN: O.O
I feel like you're staring into my soul >.>

 

[Schizzy]

@Link: It's the only way we can prevent them feline for achieving world domination.

@RaN: Is that porn on your monitor?

 

[RaNDM G]

@Schizzy: If by porn, you mean my sexy self.