Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: Puns won't be necessary, even still, all are welcome. I think...just make an effort, everyone can't be a pun-tificate of humor. Even mine are pretty lame.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@staika: I've always been fond of playing with words. Working on Adventures at McBurger Planet has turned this fondness into a full on addiction as of late.

The judges are still out on if this is a good thing or a bad thing. >.<

 

[Sonora 49]

LOL!

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@ourimpundingdoom: Speaking on behalf myself, and myself alone, as both a pun-dit on the matter and frequent abuser, I believe most forms of virtual pun-ishment herein will likely not be uncalled for.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort I think you need 2-3 years in state punitentiary.
That's all I've got.

 

[Malyc]

@Mort: Well, if you hadn't been egging us on, we may not have caused such pundemonium. I blame you for this XD

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: XD

I've got a pretty good lawyer that usually keeps me out of such punal instituations.

On a punrelated note, anyone ever tried to settle a legal dispute with a deaf? You have no idea how long it took for him to realize my lawyer was saying "sign here" and not "sign 'here'". On the bright side, I now know how to sign "here".

EDIT:

@Malyc: I think you've mispunstrued my intentions entirely.

 

[Malyc]

@Mort: I find your respunce disturbing... Although, it does make your intentions clear, and I shall make an attempt to redeem myself with the proper attitude change.

And maybe I should just quit while I'm ahead, or at least on even footing...

EDIT: Just realized I tried to use the same pun twice... Must go kill self now for punishment.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Good god guys, at least I attempted to be subtle. All this abuse of the English language is downright pungent. >.<

 

[Berenzen]

@Link I see what you did there.

Awww, you italcized it, so now my statement makes me look like an idiot.

For those out of context. He italicized a word in the above post, then unitalicized it to fuck with me.

 

[CounterAttack]

@Sonora: *is suddenly suspicious of those who are of a smaller stature*

I'm 6'5" tall, so if I were playing this round I'd be paranoid as all hell.

 

[Berenzen]

@CA You and I are of the same height. The Awkwardly Long Legged people unite!

 

[staika]

@Link: I could see that, I've seen adventures of mcburger planet but I just never posted in it

But now back to class before my teacher catches me on my phone >.>

@CA: I am 6'2" which is the perfect height, I'm not short and I am not incredibly tall

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@CA I wish I could steal half a foot from you so we would be the same size...

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Berenzen: Italcized what?

@CA & Berenzen: All you crazy tall people. :/

 

[Malyc]

@CA: You can keep the 6 inches you have on me, I like being this size. It lets me have a decently low center of gravity, so I'm harder to knock over, while at the same time letting me have enough weight to throw people off balance if I try and rush em.

 

[Berenzen]

I are sad. I now have a low chance of getting in the GW2 beta events... they had a million sign ups in about 48 hours.

 

[CounterAttack]

@Berenzen: Heh. I'm good with my long legs. They help a lot on the dance floor.

@Malyc: Fair enough. I don't get into that kind of thing myself.

 

[Berenzen]

@CA I'm fairly skilled with them as well with regards to hockey, but I couldn't come up with a good A-word to fill the acronym.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Hmmm...

Eight pages and no one has died?

I'm quite surprised.

...and I don't like surprises.

PUNACCEPTABLE!!!

(Okay, I'll stop.)