Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Link: WHYYY?!?

@Malyc: I blame you...

 

[Malyc]

*is airdropped on*

But horseplay is fun...

*snatches Link and forces into dogpile*

ITS FUN!!!

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Mortis: Awww...don't worry about it. Here, you can have a consolation prize.

Spoiler: Your very own Blackmail Badge!

@Malyc: *rolls out of dogpile*

Not my thing pal...but I'm not judging you for it. I'll just be asking for an undisclosed sum at some future date.

And wait...aren't I already blackmailing you for something else?

 

[Malyc]

@Link: No, because there is ABSOLUTELY no reason to blackmail someone who is already dead.

*tackles Link*

NO ONE LEAVES ALIVE!!!

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Link: Yay!

*pins badge onto his lapel*

^^

@Malyc: New pile?

 

[Malyc]

@Mortis: After you, sir!

 

[RaNDM G]

My Captcha says chuck norris.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort This is ABSOLUTELY what it looks like.
*suddenly, the pile is naked*
*wizard hands* OoOoH!

 

[Jak23]

@Trilby: Guys. Please get off me.
That better be your elbow Mortis!

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Malyc: Well, if I'm gonna have to start it, I'm having second thoughts.

@Trilby: Was that really necessary?

@Jak: Sure, sure. Let's go with that. Just don't look...

>.>

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort Nudity is ALWAYS necessary.

I AM THE GOD OF NAKED DICK!

You can quote me on that.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Tril: I plan to.

...if I remember.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort no seriously quote me for a nice surprise.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Tril: Oh God...

...I had to brace myself to keep from falling on the floor in laughter.

I will quote you on that.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort So you're saying I almost got you on your back in seven words?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Tril: Well, I suppose that's one way of putting it...

 

[Link_to_Future]

@RaN: Certainly the best Captcha.

@Trilby: Wild guess says that the double entendre was intended. Am I close? XP

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort I think that's the only way of putting it.

@Link Just... highlight my previous posts to get the whole story.
Also, yes it was.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Trilby: *scrolls through posts*

o-o

*highlights*



Your powers are far greater and more specific than I had ever imagined. I would ask what sorts of tribute or sacrifice you desire but I'm sort of afraid to find the answer. >.>

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Link Cheese and onion crisps.
Walkers, please.