Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[RaNDM G]

@Schizzy: Sweet Jesus, no.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@RaN: They won't ever need us again.

Spoiler: In fact, they barely even need us now.

 

[RaNDM G]

@ImpendingDoom: You're not getting my Cravendale, cats.

YOU'VE PISSED ON MY LASERDISCS FOR THE LAST TIME!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Cats There's only one way we can defeat the horde.

Laser pens. Lots and lots of laser pens. And mirrors.

 

[Berenzen]

@Trilby Don't forget the buckets of water.

 

[RaNDM G]

@Berenzen: Well, that's just being cruel.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@RaN: Would buckets of catnip be better? That way the felines will be coked out of their minds and completely unable to stage their coup.

Seems like a good way to keep them passive. >.>

 

[RaNDM G]

@Link: It's definitely more humane. Perhaps we can ask the otters for help.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@RaN: Not sure if the otters are the best creatures to throw our hats in with.

Spoiler: They have schemes themselves.

 

[RaNDM G]

@Link: 2006 was a different time. Everyone had to have a Nintendo Wii.

Everyone.

 

[Malyc]

*begins clubbing the otters now that there are no more baby seals to club*

 

[Link_to_Future]

@RaN: Don't remind me. Those were terrifying times.

*shudders*

@Malyc:

Spoiler: I don't think you looked hard enough...

 

[Malyc]

@Link: Cheeky fucker, hiding underneath the chair cushion...

*clubs it with an otter*

 

[Jak23]

@Malyc: Nooooooo! *Tries to save seal but remembers he's a ghost...*

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Jak: Use your ghost abilities.

Possess the seal. Fight the evil power. ^_^

 

[Malyc]

@Jak: You forget that I am also a ghost, apparently...

@Link: I'M TOO POWERFUL TO BE FOUGHT!!!

 

[RaNDM G]

@Malyc:

 

[Malyc]

@Randm: Goddammit...

*bursts into flame and vanishes*

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@RaN: ...

Fuck. You.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@RaN: Wonderful!

Keep up the good work. =D