Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[staika]

@Skye: Sadly being a guy doesn't always help, I still can't grow a good beard and I've been 20 for awhile now. I blame my dad, it's obviously his fault....... damn genetics

 

[Nouw]

@staika: Call the engineer, I think we've got some work to do!

 

[staika]

@Nouw: Yes we work to do........ what type of work are we talking about xD

 

[Nouw]

@staika: Genetics beard engineering silly! We will unlock the secrets to growing a beard!

 

[staika]

@Nouw: GENIUS! We will create the technology to finally beards. and then................ the world.

 

[Nouw]

@staika: One beard to rule them all!

 

[staika]

@Nouw: A very true statement! And now to begin work on the procedure.
*begins work on the procedure*

 

[Nouw]

@staika: Which beard should we create?

 

[staika]

@Nouw: All of them, we need to think big here or we will not hit the global market well.

 

[Nouw]

@staika: Perhaps we should move on to moustaches too.

 

[staika]

@Nouw: Now now one thing at a time, besides I am almost done with the procedure now.
*finishes work on procedure*

IT IS COMPLETE!!!

 

[Nouw]

@staika: IT'S ALIVE! I mean, IT'S COMPLETE!

 

[staika]

@Nouw: Let use test it out now. You're going to be my test subject so just stand still while I inject you with this very large needle.
*stabs nouw with a syringe*

Well, how do you feel?

 

[Nouw]

@staika: I'm seeing things . WHAT'S HAPPENING? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFevDtxbBHM] *Falls unconscious for tonight.*

 

[staika]

@Nouw: That should be natural.
*writes down something on a clipboard*

Do you have a beard yet?

 

[Berenzen]

@Nouw If you're seeing things, can you tell watch this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50LShhlkTfw] and answer some questions for me?

Or, alternatively if you live on an island on the other side of the world Here [http://www.metacafe.com/watch/mu-931251/the_stand_mother_mother_music_video/]

 

[CounterAttack]

@Berenzen: That video is unavailable in New Zealand.

 

[RaNDM G]

@CA: It's the video to this song.


Just in case anyone is too lazy or geographically challenged to watch the video.

 

[Schizzy]

@Beards: Darn my asian genetics! Can't grow a proper beard. And the bits that do grow makes me look like a perve

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@RaN: Speaking of lazy...


@all: You're welcome.