Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: You keep...in your bed...?

O.e

Well, at least it keeps warm.

 

[RaNDM G]

@Trilby: That's a shame. I'm guessing s/he's going after popular players.

On the plus side, we still have our spies and medics.

 

[Zero_ctrl]

@Trilby: What a twist!

 

[CounterAttack]

[HEADING=2]TrilbyWill is Cycle 3's murder victim! Get those votes in![/HEADING]​

 

[Schizzy]

Gah! Someone is dead again! Kill someone!

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Schizzy: That should be the tagline of this game.

Serial Killer Round 39: Someone is Dead Again!

No one would be able to debate the accuracy of that statement. XP

 

[RaNDM G]

@Link: Unless the Medic actually does his job.

 

[Malyc]

@Randm: In defense of the medic, s/he did save Sky, my first target.

(Nothing personal, Sky, just doing my job)

 

[RaNDM G]

@Malyc: That's true.

 

[Schizzy]

[HEADING=1]The Murderville Bloodletters[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]Your weekly news written about the blood of the innocent. In the blood of killers.[/HEADING]

AFTER MALYC, MOAR MURDERS
March 5, Murderville - Citizen Will, also known as, TrillbyWill, was found dead soon after a town lynching of axle 19, better known to his friends as axle 19.

"It's always the quiet ones. That's why we lynched axle," Mortis said.

"Will wasn't quiet. In fact, he was a rather noisy neighbour. Totally not killer material. Stands to reason why he's dead now. He's not the killer, so he dies," he added, as he proceeded to loot the late Will's belongings.

"Good thing too (that Will is dead). The town was getting a little crowded. Could do with more space and peace around here," said Schizzy, Murderville's resident crazy cat-man and sunglasses entrepreneur.

In other news, Murderville has a new alien infestation. It is said that the infestation is linked to Malyc, though why and how remains unclear.

Needless to say, get your pulse rifles everyone.

 

[RaNDM G]

That reminds me. I'm still trapped in a fucking sewer.

*absconds and hunts for sky*

 

[Malyc]

*haunts Randm for hunting Sky*

HEY LOOK!!! A DISTRACTION!!! ----->

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Schizzy: Wait...didn't Mortis get killed? Does the JIB get the Bloodletter?

 

[RaNDM G]

@Malyc: *gasp* >[sub]o[/sub]>

 

[Schizzy]

@Link: It's all inclusive paper. We get EVERYONE's views here, for a more balanced news. Even the dead's.

Here's your free copy.

*Gives Link incorporeal copy of the Murderville Bloodletters*

 

[Malyc]

@Link: Yes... Mortis did indeed get killed... BY ME!!!

*laughs evilly and maniacally*

But seriously, the JIB (still not sure what the hell it is) does get the Bloodletter.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Schizzy: *fails to take hold of incorporeal paper*

Awww...this is going to be hard for me to read on the can. :/

@Malyc: Jesus Infinite Buffet. It's basically our heaven. ^_^

 

[Schizzy]

@Malyc: The JIB is the Jesus Infinite Buffet, buddy. It's where all your gastronomic desires comes to life! But you'd have to die first to get there.

 

[Malyc]

@Link: Kinda what I figured... Although, since I was a killer this round, wouldn't I go to hell? And I started in the SK thread after the JIB was well and truly established, and it seems like it has the same rules as Fight Club.

 

[CounterAttack]

@Malyc: I'm surprised you interpreted that. The JIB doesn't have the first rule of Fight Club: it's just not mentioned all that often.