Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: Cinna-whut? No matter, I use no hax. Not on these holy grounds. I swear it upon Pengafluffadoodle Downey Jr. Himself.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort Cinnabon. A Cinnabon. *palmface*

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: You mean this whole time you've been talking about a Cinnabon? That's a place of warship?!?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort I hope you mean worship.
Also yes.
All hail Cinnabon.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: *steers USS Iowa to the point of careening onto the shore*

Nope! FIIIIIIRE!!!

*USS Iowa and Cinnabon explode, sending him flying high in the air, only to drop down on the beach*

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort *palmface. YOUR face*
You... you just killed the penguins!
*rebuilds Cinnabon*

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: What?! No...

*sniffle*

They should've stayed in the Pengynagogue...

*gasp*

Maybe they're still there!!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort No, I put them all in the Cinnabon, which I put in the Penguynagogue.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: A Cinnabon in a Penguynagogue?!

Spoiler: Yo dawg...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort That may be the best 'yo dawg' I've ever seen.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: Well, I must say, I'm quite flattered. You, good sir...

Spoiler: ...are on your way to the top!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort *sprays disinfectant on ass* Uh... let's just try this!

 

[Jak23]

@Jak No you didn't. *chipmunks attack you*

*Is eaten apart, because I took so long to respond...*
@guns: Well speak of the devil, we just bought a new rifle today!

EDIT:

Spoiler: Best.Captcha.Ever

The ironic thing is, it took me longer than a normal captcha to think up a witty answer...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Jak you bought a rifle? pics or it did happen but I don't get to see it.
Also, was your answer either:
1. Crap
or
2. Eh, better than Dominoes. Barely. You're on thin ice, Pizza Hut!

 

[Jak23]

@Trilby: Pics coming soon.

Spoiler: My answer was:

Spoiler: Drum-roll please!

Spoiler: Bum dubudubudubudum

Stupid...

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: Worry not, for I wasn't being literal.

*puts on baboon pants*

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Jak I would expect nothing less.
.
.
.
I was implying you're stupid.
I'M SOWWY JAK!

 

[Malyc]

@Trilby: 'Round here, I think they need to actually be in your house before you can kill their face off... A task which I shall perform with extreme prejudice, a 1911, an XD, and a shotgun if I can rig up a mount that secures it behind my dresser.

Go ahead, try it! MAKE MY DAY!

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Malyc: Alright, I'll give it a shot.

Spoiler: Does this make your day?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Link: It certainly made mine. Looks like a tasty, painful, delightful, terrible mid-late-after-Tuesday brunch dish.