Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[GrimGrimoire]

@[user]Trillby[/user] Yeah, now there aren't any walls to miss.
Damn Mort and his panzer.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Steke that's what YOU think!
*gets construction materials and builds a wall*

 

[Berenzen]

@Mort Really, I gave you guys a blatant fourth wall set up, and you can't deliver. I am disappointed.

 

[GrimGrimoire]

@[user]Trillby[/user] Must....resist....urge to.....SHATTER.
Damn it, I am a weak person!
*Drives Mort's panzer through the wall, laughing maniacally*

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Steke But... but... *cries* I wanted to make a cookie stand! *rebuild's wall with gaffer tape then builds an oven. then a few more walls, a roof, a serving hatch and a sign saying
TrilbyWill's Cookies
Now with 20% More Staika!*

 

[GrimGrimoire]

@[user]Trillby[/user] May I have all your cookies? My people are starting to get restless, and I need to feed them something.
History has shown that this is the best solution.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Steke would you like White Chocolate Chip, Milk Chocolate Chip, Staika's Duodenum Chip...

 

[GrimGrimoire]

@[user]Trillby[/user] The last one, all of them. I have no idea what Duodendum is, but I bet it's better and easier to get than bread.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Steke

Spoiler: This is a Duodenum!

It's part one of the Small Intestine.

Okay, just a second... *walks downstairs, there are screams and butcher knife thuds*
Your cookies will be ready soon. Just... waiting for them to bake. Duodenum is full of stomachy acids, which help digestion.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Steke *hands over Staika Duodenum cookies* They're made from fresh, farm raised staikas.

 

[RaNDM G]

@Trilby: I'll buy a dozen. Is credit fine?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@RaN Well, I normally take disused currency... just a minute... *pulls out an original card reader* Would you like a membership card? You get points towards purchases at all TrilbyCorp shops and partner companies. *bags some cookies*

 

[staika]

Wait a minute, WHY AM I A PRODUCT ALL OF A SUDDEN? Take the orange or better yet take Mortis, I'm not that good >.>

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: *drives his Panzer to the Drive-Thru window at Trilby's cookie stand*

I'll take a half-dozen of staika's Gray-Matter Macaroons, a half-dozen of staika's Peanut Butter Pancreas, and lastly a dozen of staika's Kokonut Kidney Kremes.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort Aww, Grey Matter... fine. *pulls out hatchet and goes downstairs. there is a crunch and two large squicks followed by dozens of screams* And what currency will you pay with today?

@staika Oranges don't have organs, and staikas don't have tanks. That's why.

 

[RaNDM G]

@Trilby:

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@RaN *shuts up and maxes out the card for 12 apparently sub-par cookies*

 

[staika]

@trilby: Dammit, you beat me with logic again. WHY CAN'T I WIN THESE BATTLES!?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika because you hid in a box with a crazy man at Christmas time and now he's cloning you with a nipple.

EDIT: I just realise, we now live in a hypothetical society where someone perfects human cloning and basically is using it for mass producing Soylent Green Cookies.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Tribly: What do you mean "hypothetical?" Everything that goes on here is real. >.<