Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[RaNDM G]

@Waiting: What's taking so long?

 

[Malyc]

@Randm: I was just thinking the same thing...

 

[Schizzy]

@FarCry2: I was massively disappointed with Far Cry 2. Easily the worst game I've bought.

Making friends with each faction LEADERS didn't mean you made friends with their trigger happy SOLDIERS.

Shooting the foot doesn't drop soldiers unless you've got a 50 caliber sniper. And the game was too long and repetitive.

And everyone got the bead on you if you so much as farted.

Basically, all the stuff and features that marketing promised mostly did not happen.

The only saving grace was the 'heal' mechanic and bush fires.

But that's just me

 

[CounterAttack]

@RaNDM: It hasn't been 48 hours since Gamebrother posted his death. The other victim knows of their fate, and will post their death in due course.

 

[Schizzy]

@CA: I'm getting impatient enough that I might lynch the victim myself

 

[CounterAttack]

@Schiz: Hah. All I'm asking is just a bit more patience. Such are the rules of the game and all.

 

[RaNDM G]

@CA: No time for patience, CA. I'm starting the lynch mob early.

 

[CounterAttack]

@RaNDM: Negative. I say when the voting starts, and it doesn't start until I say so. Not a moment sooner. -_-

 

[RaNDM G]

Spoiler: Uh...

What should I tell the masses?

 

[Malyc]

@Randm: How the hell did you manage to organize us into a lynch mob so quickly? We don't even know who the second vic is...

 

[RaNDM G]

@Malyc: It's not that hard. I just told them the Wallabies beat the All Blacks.

 

[CounterAttack]

@RaNDM: Tell them to go home: you can have your mob when the time is right, and not before.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@RaN: Perhaps we can channel the mob in another way. Has Dr. Frankenstein been working on any new projects lately?

 

[RaNDM G]

@Link: You sure? I'm having a hard time dealing with these pissed off Kiwis as it is.

[sub]"Hey! What's going on?!"[/sub]

[sub]"When are we gonna torch them Aussie bastards?!"[/sub]

[sub]"I skipped the Oscars for this!"[/sub]

[sub]"Ow! Someone just socked me!"[/sub]

[sub]"You stepped on my foot, you fucking dolt!"[/sub]

[sub]"Back off my bulge!"[/sub]

[sub]"How 'bout a fat lip to go with that 'stache?"[/sub]

Yeah... I should have thought this through a little more.

 

[Malyc]

@Randm: How dare the wallabies beat the all blacks...

@Link: Actually, i think he may have been.

 

[Schizzy]

@Mob: *Points behind mob* Look! Sheep!

 

[RaNDM G]

@Schizzy: You shouldn't have said that.

[sub]"That boy's calling us a bunch of sheep shaggers!"[/sub]

[sub]"Piss off! We're not Welsh!"[/sub]

[sub]"Get that dumb prick!"[/sub]

You better run, dude.

 

[CounterAttack]

@RaNDM: What are you doing with a mob of New Zealanders anyway? That's my territory, and they will recognise their fellow countryman.

With that in mind: *turns to mob and points at RaNDM* Get 'im.

 

[RaNDM G]

[sub]"Ah, screw you ya bloody sheep shagger!"[/sub]

[sub]"Why'd you call him that, mate?"[/sub]

[sub]"I dunno. I thought it was funny."[/sub]

[sub]"Better a sheep shagger than a wallaby porker, eh?"[/sub]

[sub]"Pfft!"[/sub]

[sub]"Ha! Good one!"[/sub]

[sub]"I'm going home. Let me know who wins Best Actress, will you?"[/sub]

[sub]"Yeah, sure."[/sub]

[sub]"G'night everyone."[/sub]

[sub]"Can someone tell me where the nearest pub is?"[/sub]

[sub]"You're standing in it."[/sub]

[sub]"... Oh. Thanks."[/sub]

@CA: Looks like that problem took care of itself.

 

[Schizzy]

Spoiler: Sending the asian mob after RaN

What?

A mob's a mob.