Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[staika]

@Malyc: Okay then, if you're so sure about it why don't you try and escape. Or would you like to take the easier method and buy some sunglasses.

 

[Malyc]

@Staika: But the easier way is so much more BORING... I need action, I crave adrenalin!

*blows door off hinges, slaps godzilla in face with a leather glove*

 

[staika]

@Malyc:
*the godzilla inflatable balloon pops*

Dammit plan B
*throws sunglasses at malyc*
YOU BUY SUNGLASSES

 

[Malyc]

@Staika: *epically catches the thrown sunglasses*

My thanx.

*puts on the freely given sunglasses, walks out like a boss*

EDIT: Somewhat appropriate that my 1600th post is a smart ass comment...

 

[staika]

@malyc:
Dammit I gave him the poisoned ones....... Oh well he won't know >.>

 

[Malyc]

@Staika: *has spent the last 22 years building up resistances to any and all poisons*

 

[staika]

@malyc: Crap. Then i guess i need to have schizzy attack him now.

 

[Schizzy]

*Attacks Malyc like a rabid dog*

Spoiler: rabid dog

[/spoiler]

I said RABID DOG, not RABBIT DOG!

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: O.O That thing looks incredibly vicious.....

Calm down schizzy, we need him alive if we want to collect.

 

[Berenzen]

@Staika_and_Schizzy

No, we need him alive for now. Protect Malyc, Cuttlefish.

Spoiler: cuttlefish

That's it, run from the Reaper.

Edit: that picture really makes me want to do a Mass Effect 3 Parody.

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: Not if we harvest his organs...

Spoiler: I reckon this would fetch a pretty penny

[/spoiler]

@Berezen: Not if I cut your cuttlefish! *Brandishes cleaver and dipping sauce*

 

[Nouw]

@Schizzy: Fans of KISS am I right?

Vote sent.

 

[Berenzen]

@Schizzy

Spoiler: Assuming Direct Control

Suddenly, your knife connects with a biotic barrier.

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: Excellent, we can then sell his organs to the local organ "donor"

 

[staika]

So I just went upstairs to get a glass of water and I look outside and you know what I saw? I saw a figure run out of the light that we have outside and disappear into the darkness, the guy who is trying and failing to break in no doubt. I really wanted to scream "ENGLISH ************ DO YOU SPEAK IT!?" at him for no apparent reason but I never got the chance :/

 

[Nouw]

@staika: If you do ever catch one in your house, grab something and yell "You're in my house, ************!" Cookie for reference.

 

[staika]

@Nouw: I had it and lost it. But I like screaming random things at people for some reason especially if its not an acceptable time to use it XD

Edit: and now I can't fall asleep again, how wonderful......

 

[ShindoL Shill]

vote sent.
woop.

 

[Loremaster P]

I have sent the vote.
On another note, moving into a new apartment this friday, so excited

 

[Jak23]

Oh, we're voting? I'm to lazy to search through all the pages so could someone tell me who the the second victim was?
Voted...