Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)
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@Mort He started sleeping on my roof on New Years, got killed to death and then built an attic while I was studying.
@Jak *checks jeans* Yep... I'm pretty sure I'm a dude.
@Jak *checks jeans* Yep... I'm pretty sure I'm a dude.
[HEADING=2]The votes are in, and the executed PMed.[/HEADING]
Check your inboxes, people. There's death on the wind.
I was walking down the road from my local after a good long session at the bar.
I stumbled my way though the night air as I heard chanting.
"Kill the murderer! Cut his Balls off...or rape her...!"
Christ what a bunch of nutjobs I thought as I walked on.
As I turned a corner, they turned a corner, as I took the stairs, they took the stairs, As I went to the roof of my apartment for a drink, they came for me.
I struggled with them but there were far too many and I was overpowered.
I pleaded for my life and my innocence, but they didn't listen.
The last thing in the world I saw was the Sidewalk rushing to meet my falling body.
I stumbled my way though the night air as I heard chanting.
"Kill the murderer! Cut his Balls off...or rape her...!"
Christ what a bunch of nutjobs I thought as I walked on.
As I turned a corner, they turned a corner, as I took the stairs, they took the stairs, As I went to the roof of my apartment for a drink, they came for me.
I struggled with them but there were far too many and I was overpowered.
I pleaded for my life and my innocence, but they didn't listen.
The last thing in the world I saw was the Sidewalk rushing to meet my falling body.
@Jak I don't know...
I stole your laundry hamper?
I built a multiverse machine with an Xbox360, accidentally played ME3 on it and ended up with a room full of FemSheps who now live with us?
It's the second one.
We live with 30 FemSheps.
@Diablo Ah balls for you. Oh well.
I stole your laundry hamper?
I built a multiverse machine with an Xbox360, accidentally played ME3 on it and ended up with a room full of FemSheps who now live with us?
It's the second one.
We live with 30 FemSheps.
@Diablo Ah balls for you. Oh well.
@Mort well, there's my room, the Explaining Unexplained Absences Room, there's the FemShep room, there's Jak's room, there's the staiklone room, there's the cloning machine room and there's the kitchen.
uh... at this point, I've had to convert the bathroom.
You'll have to share.
With me or Jak.
Or the staiklones.
uh... at this point, I've had to convert the bathroom.
You'll have to share.
With me or Jak.
Or the staiklones.
@Mort no. But I do have a D20 a D8 and a normal coin, which is basically a D30 which is a triplesided coin only 10 times better! Somehow!
@Trilby: An advanced triple-sided coin you say? Do want!! Roll the D30, if it lands on a 1, 4, 7, 10, 13, 16, 19, 22, 25, or 28, I'll bunk with you. Any of those +1, I'll bunk with Jak. Everything else is null.
[sub][sub][sub]I don't wanna be near that many staikas...[/sub][/sub][/sub]
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[sub][sub][sub]I don't wanna be near that many staikas...[/sub][/sub][/sub]
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@Mort well, the staiklones get cleared out every day for cookie purposes.
@Jak it's me. They're obviously Renegades. And lesbians. That's how I roll.
Just get worried if Garrus shows up and you drink all his milk. And there's obviously the house rule of 'no disingenuous assertions'.
@Jak it's me. They're obviously Renegades. And lesbians. That's how I roll.
Just get worried if Garrus shows up and you drink all his milk. And there's obviously the house rule of 'no disingenuous assertions'.