Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[sky14kemea]

@Tribly: Fair enough, I can see that actually.

@staika: Ha! You finally got the annoying guy =P

 

[Berenzen]

@Stories All these stories by staika almost make me want to tell one of my own.

 

[staika]

@sky: Oh we wanted to do something like that ever since the semester started. It's a good and bad thing that I'll be with my class for the rest of my time there. I'm at least thankful that most of them are awesome.

@Berenzen: Well this literally just happened about 2 hours ago so I had to tell this story. But yeah I seem to be telling a lot of stories recently XD

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Beren ooh, now I'm intrigued.
the only funny story I have is the one my friend told me today... he got attacked by Buddha...

 

[Berenzen]

@Trilby Well, I have the story of the sea lion that tried to sink me, the story of the big fucking spider, and the swimming in a sinkhole story that I can recall right off the top of my head right now.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Beren ... what the fuck did you do to a sea lion that would make it try to sink you? and why swim in a sinkhole? are they connected? is that why the sea lion tried to sink you?

 

[sky14kemea]

@Bere: Cool, you tell us one of yours, and maybe I'll tell you about the time I almost got kidnapped by a camel in Egypt =P

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@sky you too? My life is so fucking boring...

 

[CounterAttack]

@Stories: I have none... I'm not a very interesting person. =/

 

[staika]

@sky: I would like to hear that story XD

 

[sky14kemea]

@Trilby: @CA: It'll happen sooner or later. Sometimes the best stories are when you exaggerate a bit anyway. =P

@staika: Alright, let me write it up. Won't take long though, I'm rubbish at making stories exciting. =P

 

[Berenzen]

@Sky_and_Trilby Alright, I'll tell you about the time that a sea lion tried to sink me. Just let me write it up.

 

[sky14kemea]

Okay, it's not as exciting as I've played it up to be. =P

Spoiler: Camel story

So I was on a family holiday in Egypt for the day, and we went to see the Pyramids. When we arrived, there were a few guys selling hats/scarves etc.

One of them asked us if we wanted a picture with a camel. Before any of us could reply, he picked my brother up and put him on a camel, then picked me up and put me on a different camel.

While my Mum and Dad were arguing with the guy and trying to get my brother down, the guy smacked the behind on the camel I was on, and it set off with me still on it.

It was pretty damn high up at the time, so I just wailed like the kid I was, as it took me further and further away from everyone. xD

My dad had to run after me, it was scary as hell!

I swear that camel guy did it on purpose >_> trying to kidnap me....

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@sky right... that's... Okay, stay away from camels!

@Storytime literally the only funny stories I can come up with are my friend getting attacked by Buddha, my geography teacher's sense of humour and the gayest thing I've ever done. So far...

Spoiler: They are the most boring stories ever, but it is all I have got, and apparently it's story time.

Spoiler: 1.

My friend's mum got a Buddha. She normally keeps it on the fourth step up, but moved it to the middle of the fifth floor. It's a dark as fuck house, a spiralling staircase and my friend (incidentally, this is the one who has a rolling pin under his pillow) kicked it. It's heavy as balls.

Spoiler: 2.

Someone fell asleep in last-period Geography, so the teacher cleared the class out and waited for him to wake up, then told him it was 4PM (school ends at 3:10PM). The guy panicked, ran out and everyone laughed at him. And he never slept again... in school.

Spoiler: 3.

One of my friends was staying over, and somehow ended up naked and on top of me. I was also naked. It's been two years and he still doesn't know it happened.

 

[staika]

@sky: creepy camel guys and trying to kidnap people. It did make me laugh though XD

 

[sky14kemea]

@Trilby: ............ Those last two are pretty interesting. The teacher one is funny at least.

Also, wat. o_o

And yes, stay the hell away from camels. =P

@staika: I know, damn them >:[

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@sky by 'wat' I assume you mean número drei.
I honestly don't know. I fell asleep, and woke up with him on top of me.

 

[staika]

@sky: I know, It's a good thing I am definitely not one >.>

 

[sky14kemea]

@Trilby: The more important thing was why were you naked? xD

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@sky It was my damn bed! Can't a person be naked in his own home!? And it wasn't 100% nudity... just the few %s that matter that were covered...