Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[Loremaster P]

Terribly sorry for my absence and lack of suicide post but i have been unable to get internet access due to moving and stuff. Will try to get it up today, even though it's heavily delayed.

 

[Berenzen]

@A_Totally_Unrelated_Note Why is it that when you're looking for a job, you can't find an interview anywhere, but then a whole bunch of interviews come all at once, usually right after you are hired at a job?

I started a job yesterday, and when I come home I get notified of a QA job interview for the local big game company, and it's right in the middle of one of my shifts.

 

[GrimGrimoire]

@[user]Berenzen[/user] Wow, that sucks. If really want to go, you can always be "ill", and can't work. Not the best of solutions, but a possible one.
On the other hand, if it's a chance that you might be busted or something similar, that might screw things up for you with your current job.

What sort of job do you currently have?

 

[Berenzen]

Currently I'm working as an Order Assembler for Loblaw. I package supermarket goods and send them across the country. I think I might just say that I have a specialist doctor's appointment in the morning, and go do the last half of my shift.

Stupid Bioware, causing me undue stress.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Berenzen:

Spoiler: For some reason all I can think of now is the Bob Loblaw Law Blog

 

[RaNDM G]

@CA: Not really. His songs don't have much variety.

@Berenzen: I hope you get in. Being a food packer isn't exactly a glamorous job.

 

[staika]

Oh no I have to draw something on ms paint for a project.......... I can't draw at all so this will be rather interesting XD

 

[GrimGrimoire]

@[user]staika[/user] Wait wait wait! Drawing something in MS Pain(t) is a school assignment? Really, what is it for? Graphical design?

 

[staika]

@stek: nope I'm a networking major so no graphics for me. I just have to draw the correct sitting posture when sitting at a computer and the correct measurements as to how far away everything should be. I hate these projects......

 

[GrimGrimoire]

@[user]staika[/user] Yeah, you have told me your major before, so I was only kidding with the graphics thing.
And I can see how you should know how to sit, but drawing it? Weird task.

 

[staika]

@stek: and I have to tell them the measurements for how far you have to sit away from the computer and stuff. but sadly all the projects i get in that class are stupid...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika you... have... ms paint... *eye twitch* for a class... project... *face explodes with annoyance*

 

[staika]

@trilby: well I could use another program but ms paint would be the easiest to use. Basically all I have to do is draw a person sitting in a chair and I can use whatever to draw it.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika As a person who spent a year studying graphic communication and design... I feel obligated to warn you against this mistake.

 

[RaNDM G]

@staika: You don't want to use Paint. You might as well draw it on paper.

 

[Jak23]

@RaNDM: Paint is worse than paper...

 

[Schizzy]

@Paper: Paper is awesome... just draw on paper and then scan it... or photograph it.

 

[RaNDM G]

@Paper: Exactly. It's easy. Which is why I suggested it.

 

[Sonora 49]

@RaNDM: I like your avatar.

 

[Jak23]

@Sonora: Finally decided to show your face again? Your absence is highly suspicious...