Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mal You mean... THIS STETSON! *raises trilby*

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Malyc: I don't think Mr. Crocodopolis is gonna be very happy...

*gator starts ripping Malyc to pieces*

 

[Malyc]

@Mortis: *shrugs off gator's best efforts wif great disciprine*

*kills gator*

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Malyc:

Spoiler: Woah...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mal You... you killed my pet dog that likes to dress as a 'gator?

 

[Malyc]

@Trilby:

*unzips gator costume*

Oh shit... sorry bout that.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mal Dog-dressed-as-a-bear, ATTACK!
*Ddaab attacks*

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: Does...does the costume give your dog special bear abilities? O.e

 

[Malyc]

@Trilby: Again? Why can't you just send a dog at me, rather than dressing them up?

*epic jujitsu body slam to bear-dog, forces bear dog to submit*

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort It gives it +20 looking-like-a-bear.
@Mal *sends in combat-chipmunks*

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: Ohh, okay. That makes sense. How much does the looking-like-a-bear bonus add to intimidation?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort It depends on how intimidating you find bears.

 

[Malyc]

@Mortis: Against me? -5

@Trilby: Chipmunks... You are coming at me with chipmunks...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mal Yes. Two trillion chipmunks. Armed with love and hacksaws.

 

[Malyc]

@Trilby: Are they chipmunk sized hacksaws? If so, not even worried. Also, where ya gonna find 2 trillion chipmunks?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mal They're people sized hacksaws. And people sized chipmunks.
And I'm going to find them on top of you.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: Great Scott, that sounds terrifying...and yet...so damn cute.

 

[Malyc]

@Trilby: Hmmm... 2 trillion people sized chipmunks armed with hacksaws and love... Gonna need to conserve my ammo then, but I think I can win it.

*draws 1911 and sabre*

Come at me!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort Y'know, I've always wondered why people think Scott is so great...
@Mal *rides into battle on a squirrel-tank*

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Malyc: They'll tear you to shreds before you can reload.

@Trilby: It's because he beat The World.

Also, is it a tank made for squirrels, a tank made from squirrels, or a tank made to look like a squirrel?

...or even a squirrel-sized tank that looks like a squirrel and is also made from squirrels...