Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort it's an armoured squirrel the size of a tank with a machine gun and cannon.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: Ohhhh, okay. That sounds considerably less insane. And probably pretty damn effective.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort Nope, it's more insane. It's operated by red pandas. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_panda]. And it shoots sword-wielding bilbies. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilby]

 

[j1-2themax]

Spoiler: Death will go here...

...when I'm feeling well enough to write.

Yes, I'm the most recent victim of the surviving killer.

 

[CounterAttack]

[HEADING=2]Yep, j1-2themax is the next to fall... Time to vote, people![/HEADING]​

@Trilby: Red pandas are a-freaking-dorable. =3

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: Ah...I see...

e.e

...have you considered getting a CAT scan?

 

[Malyc]

@Mortis: Why u think I brought the sword? Also, belt fed weps don't really need to reload, just link more ammo in.

(wishful thinking... I don't have the money for a belt fed machine gun.)

@Trilby: Squirrel tank? Good thing I brought this anti squirrel acorn launcher.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort Why would I scan a cat?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Malyc: I had no idea you had a belt-fed 1911.

@Trilby: Well...why wouldn't you?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort Because cats are uncooperative dickbags?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: You just gotta give them a good dosage of 'sleepy juice' from the 'tired kitty nap time' syringe.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort yeah, but they shoot me if I try

 

[Jak23]

Aw, I missed the epic animal fight.
Voted!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Jak No you didn't. *chipmunks attack you*

 

[Malyc]

@Mortis: >.>
<.<
... Yes, I modified my 1911 to fire from a belt...
[sub][sub][sub]Epic idea is epic, I'm gonna do that now.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mal You... are a smart person.
I wish I could by a gun, just to do that TWICE!

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: Well, I'd recommend cat-seeking syringes. Also, the belt-fed M1911 was my idea.

@Malyc: QUIT STEALING MY STUFF!!! >.<

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mal STEAL ALL THE THINGS!
Except my alliterative axe...

 

[Link_to_Future]

@CA: Red pandas are too cute [http://cuteoverload.com/2011/10/24/how-to-pick-up-a-baby-red-panda-in-5-easy-steps/] for their own good.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Link ...
...
Uh...
Mmm.
Ah..
Guh...