Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[Jak23]

@Trilby: I thought it had something to do with that. XD
@Link: Umm, they have big eyes?
Also, I'm getting birthday cake today, suckers!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Jak why? It isn't yer birthday!
@Emos I hate zem! They're so angsty...

 

[Jak23]

@Trilby: It's my sister's birthday.(Not Sonora, although I am trying to get her to try an SK round...)
EDIT: I'm eating pizza right now...

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Jak: Happy Birthday (to whomever has their name on the aforementioned cake)!!

@Trilby: How do you fit them all in one bed? Do you have a Quadruple-Morbidly Obese-King size mattress?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Jak I... forgot you had a sister... and a bunch of other sisters.

 

[Jak23]

@Mortis: I'll tell her you said that. XD
@Trilby: I'm working on getting 2 more to join the game...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Jak ...
thank God I re-read that. First time I skimmed it and just read "I'm working on getting 2 more"
Also, tell her "The guy that really needs to read things fully or he gets a TOTALLY different message says 'Hooray, you were successfully born and lived x years'" where x is her age.

@Mort It works because I have a double bed and we pile up.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Jak: It's like you plan on swarming the game with your family members. >.>

@Trilby:

Spoiler: Stupid sad birds.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Jak: Thanks for passing that along. XD

@Trilby: Sounds like quite the party.

@Link: Emous? Really? Well, it's better than...

Spoiler: ...Hipsterpotamuses.

 

[Jak23]

@Trilby: I literally lol'd, I'm definitely telling her that.
@Link: What? I have no idea what you're talking about...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Jak Woo! Okay.
Out of curiosity
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how many slices of pizza have you eaten?
Did you think I was going to ask something different?

 

[Jak23]

@Trilby: 5, they're realy thick though...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Jak ...
I thought I asked you how many slices of pizza you'd had, not how many sisters you have...
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*and then it hits him*
OH! You had thick slices of pizza.

 

[Jak23]

LOL! I have 7 sisters though...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Jak You laughed?
You better hope your sister who's part of this thread doesn't see that.
I don't care. I have an ocean to protect me.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Spoiler: @Trilby

My goodness...your misunderstandings are, by far, the funniest I've seen. XD

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort HEY! I'm having a bad day, and I'm yet to sing a sad song and turn it around.
I'm actually considering methamphetamines just to stay conscious.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: I'm sorry. D:

To help cheer you up...

Spoiler: ...I found you this.

I hope it helps.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mort Not that kind of bad day. I just... I slept for 13 hours.
Plus, I've been listening to Lindsey Stirling all day.
No way you can be sad after watching the video for Electric Daisy Violin.
UNLESS YOU ARE SOULLESS!

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilby: Ohhh, okay, I see. And I have not heard of Lindsey Stirling or this Electric Daisy Violin you speak of, nor have I seen the video.

...yet.

*goes to tha Youtubes*