Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilliam Wallace: *opens hatch hidden by a conspicuous rock in the middle of the street and peers from within*

Psssst! Hey! The revolution begins tonight.

*tosses over a bag of potato crisps with a note*

*goes back into the tunnels below and closes the hatch*

 

[sky14kemea]

Okay, I was gonna make a Caruso, but I'm just too lazy to find my sunglasses.

I was executed =[ will post a death later.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@sky NO!

@Mort VIVA LA REVOLUTION! *eats crisps*

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Red Sky: The Queen is dead. Long live the Queen. XP

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Link You don't understand what 'live' means, do you?

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Trilby: Yes, I actually do [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_King_is_dead._Long_live_the_King.]. ^_^

So who was sky's heir to the throne of food?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Link Dunno... Brian Blessed?

 

[Malyc]

@Link: I was supposed to be, but I was assassinated before I could take my rightful place on the throne...

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Malyc: So...does that mean the heir to the throne is the other killer?

I'm...not sure how I feel about that.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Malyc: Hah! You were gonna be Queen...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mal Does that make you a Princess?

@Morthan Car Insurance: Silly Mort, Mal can't be Queen. He isn't Freddie Mercury.
He isn't even British.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Trilluminatus: You, sir, have a very valid point. Besides, I think Princess is more suiting a title for him.

 

[Malyc]

@Link: I actually don't know... I just said that cause sky was one of my targets that the medic saved, and her revealing that she was queen of food made it sound like I actually had a reason to attemt an assassination.

[sub][sub][sub]no offense meant, sky. I had just never read one of your death posts, and was curious.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

@Mortis, @Trilby: If I were alive, id kill ya again for those comments...

*insane dangerous glare*

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mal HEY! I'd kill ya before you did the thing with the killing me!
*puppy dog eyes*

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Malyc: Argh, but ye be stayin' in Davey Jones' locker fer eternity, yarr.

*dual-eyepatch eyes*

Spoiler: A gift from staika to all...

Spoiler: One more thing...

...he's always watching.

Spoiler: One more thing...

...actually, that was all.

 

[Malyc]

@Trilby: Dammit... I have sworn to eliminate all that is cute in this world... Hold still while I remove that look from your face.

@Mortis: Yaarrr, The Locker be escaped from afore, an' I plan on bein' the next one to turn yon trick! Davy Jones and his scurvy fish people be not enough to contain the likes of me!

*combination puppy dog and eyepatch eyes*

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Malyc: Methinks ye not have the stones to escape Jones' locker. And if ye manage, I'll send ye straight back and even further, where no man e'er escaped afore.

*blindly fires both his flintlock pistols*

 

[Malyc]

@Mortis: Firstly, I be havin' more 'an enough stones teh be bravin' the darkest depths o' the Locker. Secondly, I be a little more to the right o' yer shots, and thirdly, and this is really the more important one, Ye shoulda kilt me afore I finished ye off.

*attacks Mortis with broken sword*

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mortal Kombat: Uh...

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Malyc: *parries with his cutlass, still blinded by his eyepatches*

Argh, show yerself and fight like a man, or are ye a mangy bilge rat?

@Trilosopher: staika told me to post it, 'cause he's under voluntary suspension.