Serial Killer Round 39: Return of the Doubles Round (Cycle 12: We Have A Winner!)

[Schizzy]

@staika: Ooh... thank goodness for that!

You have no idea what it's like being overpowered by cats... *shivers*

Spoiler: Surveillance footage of the event

[[br/]I'm underneath that pile.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Spoiler: @Dubstep

Spoiler: Oh really...

In case you hadn't worked it out, I really like violin music.

 

[GrimGrimoire]

@[user]Music[/user] At least we have many different opinions...
I have been listening to so much alternative music recently, but I consider my "taste" rather broad.

I'm no big Dubstep fan, but Bangarang is pretty epic. Even though I still think the voice sings "Salsa on my balls boy".

@[user]Trillby[/user] Like the violin you say? Here, have some Touhou:

Spoiler: Flowering Night and The Ground's Colour is Yellow

Also, if anyone is curious, I'll just leave some symphonic avant-garde metal over here by the door. Much, much better that you would expect from such an odd combination.

Spoiler: Diablo Swing Orchestra

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Steke thank you.

Spoiler: have some Nightwish:

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: Well I guess I shouldn't have left seeing as you got overpowered by mere cats in my absence. At least I had time to come up with the perfect idea of fish sunglasses! You put them on your cat and the cat goes crazy trying to eat the sunglasses, so we can use it to distract our cat enemies.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika Can I get a pair.
I swear my cat is trying to murder me.

 

[staika]

@Trilby: Of course
*takes out a pair of fish sunglasses*
That will be one soul

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika Of course. *hands over Mort's soul. It looks suspiciously like a bag of chips*

Spoiler: Mort's Soul

Thank you.

 

[staika]

@Trilby: Why thank you, have a nice day.
*puts chips in pocket*
And now I must leave before you find that the sunglasses spontaneously explode I mean..........you know what never mind.
*runs out of building*

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika You're Welcome.
*puts glasses on massive prick of a cat*
You mentioned they explode? When, exactly?
*watches intently for explosion.

 

[staika]

@Trilby: I believe I clocked it at 2 minutes. I may be wrong though and it may be sooner so you may want to step away from the cat.
*starts eating mort's soul that is actually chips*

 

[sky14kemea]

@CA: Don't worry, I don't like LMFAO either. Or most modern day bands >.> Cept a few songs that are alright.

@staika: I'm trying to remove your infraction from the exams now, if I can't do it I'll ask a higher up Mod. xD

 

[staika]

@sky: alrighty then, I'll just wait here on probation. I feel like I my every move is being watched now XD

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika Ooh, Mort is gonna be very sangread[footnote]Sang-red
Adjective
Sad+angry+dead[/footnote].
*walks away from cat wearing sunglasses that aren't explosive before you get any ideas Mr *checks profile* Kennel-check? Cucumber-Czech? Unpaid-debt? Conner's-deck?*

[footnote]Yes, that's me. I made an explosion just for effect on the internet.
.
.
.
Also yes, I'm Hugh Jackman.
Shut up. You can't prove I'm not.[/footnote]

@sky Same. I can only tolerate Party Rock Anthem, like Link.

Spoiler: And only this version. Which isn't even LMFAO

 

[staika]

@Trilby: THAT ISN'T YOU IN THE PICTURE! It lacks an evil mustache.....

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika Of course it lacks one.
I can't grow face-fuzz...

 

[staika]

@Trilby: Well you learn something new every day. Sadly I can't grow a good beard too XD

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika We had a two-three page discussion on beards early on in the thread. You were there!

 

[staika]

@Trilby: Was I........... Oh yes now I remember that XD
My memory is not the best.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@staika That happens to me a lot. It actually gets really annoying when people waste time fact-checking shit because I'm the only one who remembers it.
Of course, that means I can manipulate the lazy people. Like the time I gave you a mint ice-cream and then juggled your family like paper balloons. *shifty eyes*