@TehChuckles:
There once was a man person called TehChuckles
He was shopping for cake when the isle shelf buckled
And so fell the cake like a pair of knuckles
In heaven you bet he will suckle:
God's new pair of **** **** with his big, fat, ***, **** *****. Then he would *** with the bucket and *** a can ***** hairy ***** Harry Potter ***** test *** tuna!
Damnit, that rhyming curse hasn't worn off!