Serial Killer Round 41: A Game of Cat and Mices (Cycle 6: Entwined dead. Now vote... you monsters.)

[Schizzy]

[HEADING=1]Murderville Townhall invites you[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]to attend a lynch-eon where[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]we will lynch the killer[/HEADING]
[HEADING=3]All who receive this invitation to attend this event.[/HEADING]
P.S. If you are the killer, please feel free to join us. There'll be free food after.

Clarification: Yes, the person to be lynched has been chosen and PMed to write his/her death.

 

[sky14kemea]

@Bjur: I feel that way, it's why I rarely post nowadays. Back when I first joined I'd be here all the time. xD

 

[CounterAttack]

@Sky/Bjur: I'm online for a good portion of my days, though I haven't been in conversations and such recently because I've had other things on my mind, and other priorities of which to take care.

 

[=y]

I'm waiting for PMs but thankfully this was one I did not receive.

 

[MinimanZombie]

Welp, I don't have a PM. *Grabs pitchfork* Let's find out who does.

 

[Malyc]

Ya know, I've been getting so many messages lately that I don't even blink when I see them anymore...

Not dead yet.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Spoiler: A Recording of Philip Howard, Recovered from his residence on May 31, 2012, 11:00pm

"...All of us. We were all targets. Victims. Scapegoats. Excuses. All of us. No matter how you placed, no matter how the cycle presented itself, you were always in danger. The press tried to keep our minds off of the murders, tried to keep us distracted with stupid menial headlines, seemingly ignoring the fact that there was someone out there, murdering by the dozens daily. That blissful ignorance. They tried to keep our little town from springing into mindless panic. But who says that hasn't happened anyway? Even now friends and family turn against one another in hopes to catch this faceless killer, one group of people even bypassing the judicial system altogether. A group I can...guiltily admit to be once a part of. They were...We were going around, dishing out our own form of "capital punishment"...with fucking lynches. It was barbaric, to say the least. Why didn't we know that we were leading ourselves to our own demise? With every senseless death, dished out by either the killer, or us, the town nears extinction. I've been a part of this group for 41 whole cycles, and no matter how differently the variables are played, the solution was always the same."
"..."
"...It was just...amazing how we were just able to lie to each other's faces...put up some sort of fake smile for a conversation, and then turn around and throw the blame on one another when the time came for it. And now, all the blame is being thrown in my direction. I've seen quite clearly past those empty grins...Even now, as I babble on into this recorder, holed up in my attic...I know they're coming for me."
"..."
"...And it just...sucks, y'know? These people...they were..."
*breath stifles, voice cracks*
"They were my friends. I...I never wished death upon any of them...and this is my thanks...?"
"..."
"...It's not fair...it's not fair goddammit!"
*heavy stifled breaths, quiet sobbing*
"...I didn't do anything...this shouldn't be happening..."
"..."
*stifled breaths, low distant banging*
"No...no, I'm not ready!"
*bang, Bang, BANG!*
"Oh God-!"
"THERE HE IS! IN THE CORNER!"
"No! Get a-WAY from me!"
*heavy shuffling, BA-DUMP, sounds of a struggle*
"Stop! Get...off of me...!"
"Hold 'im down. HOLD HIM DOWN!"
"Grab his legs! Bind him!"
"No! Please! I didn't kill anybody! Not Element, not Midknight-"
*Slam! Splak!*
"AGH!"
"Don't you say their names. Don't you DARE say their name, do you hear me?!"
*Slap! Slam! Splik!*
"Ahh..I-I'm...not the killer...oh God...please believe me-"
"SHUT Him UP! I don't want to hear his voice, or his lies!"
"You're gonna pay for what you did boy. You thought you could hide amongst us for long?"
"Get 'im out of here! Drag him down the stairs."
*sssssch...sssssch...ssssch, thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthump*
"..."
"..."
"..."
*click*

 

[RaNDM G]

*sssssch...sssssch...ssssch, thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthump*

I can easily crack a rape joke if I wanted to. Just saying.

 

[Pm0n3y]

@RaND: I came, I saw, I laffed. I mean, y'know, sometimes all that pent up anger turns to rape. It's logical.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@RaND: I came, I saw, I laffed. I mean, y'know, sometimes all that pent up anger turns to rape. It's logical.

I'm sure there is no way that comment would ever come back to haunt you. Nope. Never.

Good death by the way. I'm really starting to like these "last hours" logs that people do on occasion.

 

[Schizzy]

[HEADING=1]Oh, such a delicious death[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]Too bad that he was just an innocent victim of your paranoia[/HEADING]
[HEADING=3]While you were lynching him, someone was attacked[/HEADING]

Lets see if the victim survives...

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Schizzy: I've got my money on the killer.

*hides betting ticket*

I mean...

>.>

 

[Pm0n3y]

@RaND: I came, I saw, I laffed. I mean, y'know, sometimes all that pent up anger turns to rape. It's logical.

I'm sure there is no way that comment would ever come back to haunt you. Nope. Never.

Good death by the way. I'm really starting to like these "last hours" logs that people do on occasion.

Eh...I'm betting on it. Also, as i've just gotten around to reading your death:
>dat narratve
>dat implication of the bigger picture
>dat hint of a continuity
Yesssssssss~!

Glad to see it's finally catching on!

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Pm0: Yeah, I'm a bit of a continuity whore. I hope that there are a couple of other people who want to play around with this story idea. An epic story spanning across multiple writers and multiple rounds would probably shake things up around here a little bit. XP

If not though, at least I have plenty of material for my own plunge into utter insanity. That would be good enough for me.

 

[Malyc]

@Link: I'll see you when you reach the bottom. I made that particular plunge years ago...

*continues building that sculpture in the backyard out of dead babies and heroin*

 

[CounterAttack]

@Pm0n3y/Link: Heh. A story of some kind, any kind, would definitely shake up SK. Maybe rewrite it entirely for a round: put everyone in an arena with a (non-godmod) weapon of their choosing, say a sword or gun or somesuch, and make it a deathmatch.

 

[Link_to_Future]

@CA: Heck, we could even work in that "Serial Killer Classic" round that War Penguin has said he's been wanting to see for a while. There are all sorts of things that would be possible if we decided to take it that way.

@Malyc:

Looks like I've still got a long way to go.

 

[Malyc]

@Link: It's actually relatively easy to reach this point... Acquiring the heroin is the difficult part =P

 

[CounterAttack]

@Link: Genius. Everyone is given a weapon, but only one person is actually *meant* to go round killing people. Once people see the first death, they get paranoid and start whacking one another.

 

[GrimGrimoire]

@[user]CA[/user]: That would be really fun to try.

@[user]Continuity[/user]: I'm up for something like that. I do have a lot more spare time these days... Just saying.