Serial Killer Round 41: A Game of Cat and Mices (Cycle 6: Entwined dead. Now vote... you monsters.)

[staika]

@mal: *waits for you to show weakness and he will pounce. Like a cat, or a cheetah*

 

[Malyc]

@Staika: *shows weakness by jumping the gun and pouncing first*

 

[staika]

@mal: *pepper sprays malyc*

It looks like your eyes are burning with my highly potent pepper spray. But fear not I have just the solution with my new water that is guaranteed to get the pepper spray out of your eyes better than any other brand.

 

[Malyc]

@Staika: *is maced*

Nah, it's cool. The pain should go away by sometime next year, and by then I should be used to it!

 

[staika]

@mal: That makes sense but I think I should tell you that the mace was made with the Trinidad Scorpion seeds. So your eyes will start to bleed unless you get this water

 

[Malyc]

@Staika: *eyes start bleeding* I have no idea what you're talking about. Take your shoddy products someplace else!!!

*is crying cause it BURNS!!!*

 

[staika]

@mal: Oh but let me give you a small taste of what you are missing out of.

*sprays a small amount of water on malyc's eyes, enough to numb the pain for a mere second*

 

[Schizzy]

@Malyc: Can I interest you in anti-pepper spray sunglasses?

*Shows Malyc sunglasses that does not, in any way, resemble swimming goggles, nosireee*

 

[Malyc]

@Staika: Thank y- AHHH IT JUST MADE IT WOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

@Schizzy: *can't see the product through the blood pouring out of his eyes*

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: Good double team my good sir. We got him on the ropes now.

@Mal: Well that's because you have to buy the full version. The free sample does not in any way reflect how well the real product works.

 

[Malyc]

@Staika: *trips and falls down the well, getting hung up in the bucket and washing all the mace out of his eyes*

I CAN SEE!

 

[Schizzy]

@Malyc: Here, let me put on for you... it'll prevent any more pepper spray from getting into your eyes (as well as any cure, but that's a story for another day.

*Sticks sunglasses on Malyc. Glasses quickly fill up with blood from Malyc's eyes*

 

[Malyc]

@Schizzy: DAMMIT! Wait, how'd you get down the well so fast?

 

[staika]

@mal: *cuts the rope that holds the bucket*

Uh oh looks like your stuck down there. But I have this special rope that can free you for cheap.

 

[Schizzy]

@Malyc: By bucket, before the rope broke.

 

[Malyc]

@Schizzy: I see...

@Staika: Seeing as I have your business partner down here with me, I'm sure we can come to an agreement that wont cost me anything.

 

[MinimanZombie]

@Conversation Hey I'm back so- oh. Want help out of that well?

 

[Schizzy]

@Malyc: Oh, don't worry about me. I have these.

*Puts on sunglasses, which sprout mechanical tentacles that lift's Schizzy outta the well easily*

Want one of these?

 

[staika]

@Zombie: I can't let you do that.
*kicks zombie into the well*

@Mal: Now that your leverage is gone, Would you like to purchase one of our products or will I have to close up the well?

 

[MinimanZombie]

@Staika FUUUUUU-Oh hey Mal! Now we can be roommates! We can dance, and play monopoly and play video games and-*Goes on to list things that in no way involve the current scenario*