Serial Killer Round 42 - Murderville TV (GM TRANSITIONED)

[MinimanZombie]

@Neo Fucking, fine. *Mumbles profanities and then activates jet pack* But now, I have found YOU! Let us have a party. Of shit. *Proceeds to burn fortress down. With Adam Sandler films being forced into Neos mind* MWAHAHAHAHEHEHEHOHOHO- This is losing its appeal fast.

 

[NeoAC]

@Link: Yeah that could work. Or anything made by Shamalamadingdong. There are many options nowadays.

@MiniZ: How could you burn it down? At this altitude there is not enough oxygen in the air for fire to fuel itself. You need to plan things out better.

 

[sky14kemea]

@yokillernick: Good day, George. We're still waiting for an identification of the victim.

 

[MinimanZombie]

@Neo You never explained how high we were. You need to describe things better. Fine.
*Destroys/deactivates whatever is holding up said fortress* So now we're plummeting to our deaths. Are you happy now?

 

[Link_to_Future]

@Mini: I personally am not pleased by this turn of events. Your rash actions are causing the property values to plummet.

Also, the property.

 

[Grim327]

@yokillernick Hello, George. An extra hand is always welcoming. Come with us to the scene.

@sky Watson, shall we head to the crime scene now?

 

[sky14kemea]

@Grim: But Sherlock... We are at the crime scene.

I've warned you about that tobacco habit!

 

[Yokillernick]

@Sky Poor fella is so mangled I cannot for the life of me figure out who he or she is. Do we have any witnesses?

 

[RaNDM G]

@witness: Yo, I'm a witness.

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

*Finishes cheese toastie* Yes, they did make quite the mess. I wonder what my funeral will be like? Thinking about I'll probably be cremated. However if you're looking for witnesses, ask anyone in town. It was quite the turn out.

Hmm...It seems that they can't see me or hear me, I guess I'll need to find some new way of communication

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Crime Scene: *hops past in net*

 

[MinimanZombie]

@Mortified Dear God...your the man who died! [BUM BUM BUM] And I can see you! Is this going to be like the sixth sense?

 

[Link_to_Future]

I have a feeling that this preemptive investigation is going to get sort of hilarious in hindsight.

No particular reason why though. >.>

@RaN: Hmm...I'm sure your honest account will be an enlightening one.

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

@MinimanZombie if it is like Sixth Sense something must be wrong your eyesight since I'm not a man, anyway, weren't you there when I was getting turned into a human pin cushion?

 

[MinimanZombie]

@Mortified Oh right. Honest mistake. The trench coat and hat cover up most defining features. Really, I apologize. *Hangs head in shame* Anyway, lets go on adventures, ghost friend!

 

[Grim327]

@sky (whispers) Relax Watson, it's still a ruse to make the killer think I'm dumb and not on his trail.

Now then, go on and do your sketches while I go talk to the mortician.

 

[sky14kemea]

@Grim: *Sigh* Yes, Sherlock...

*sketch sketch sketch*

 

[Yokillernick]

@randmg Good evening. My name is George Hawthorne, Private Investigator. Well sir, can you tell me what you know about the victim or the attack ?

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

@MinimanZombie Yes lets do, where do you want to start?

 

[MinimanZombie]

@Mortified Well...in terms of our current situation, how about finding the identity of the killer? And possibly brutally torturing/killing him.