Serial Killer Round 42 - Murderville TV (GM TRANSITIONED)

[VonKlaw]

@Schizzy: But I've never been murdered first. I demand a refund! *waves receipt around in an angry manner*

 

[Schizzy]

@VonKlaw: *Stab*

You didn't get murdered first because of the massive influx of new players. We can't kill every newbie on the first round... or can we?

dun dun DUUUUUUNNNNN!!!

 

[Malyc]

@Sky: Bed is good for you!

*just woke up =P*

 

[=y]

Ugh, I feel sick. :/

 

[Malyc]

@=y: GET BETTER NAOW!!!

 

[Jak23]

Soon there'll be more newbies than oldies.

And by oldies I mean people who've been here before we hit round 25. xD

I've been here since Round 29, so I suppose I'm one of those newbies too.
*Dons newbie beret*

 

[=y]

Can't remember when I first started.

Someone put me on the regulars list once though! XD

Oh and I'm bored.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Malyc: Maybe not...but dammit, you always knew who it was. After a while, you just realized that the excruciating pain was a term of endearment. You began to long for the scent of gasoline mixed with the vital fluids that had so recently been evacuated from your body.

Things...just aren't the same without it.

*single tear, majestic trumpeting in the background*

...

Aaaanywaaaay...

@=y: Well, stop it.
Do something fun. Like juggle.
Go juggle.

 

[Jak23]

@Trilby: Can I juggle too? *Juggles his own fecal matter*

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

@Schizzy You're one of those evil cat overlords everyones been talking about aren't you, don't deny it! Thats how you're gonna get everyone to conspire against me.

 

[kingofkumquats]

Ah, summer. No more school... Wow I'm bored. Well, might as well start thinking up my inevitable murder/lynching. The suspense is killing me... Hmmmm...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@MortifiedPenguin: I have no idea what to call you...

@Jak: Uhh... no.

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

@TrilbyWill ...Crazy?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Adam: That probably applies to all of us. So Imma call you Adam, kay?

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

@TrilbyWill But...But..I'm a girl

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Adam: Minor detail.
I mean, are you a penguin? Or always mortified?

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

@TrilbyWill Actually I'd argue that it's a quite major detail, but Penguin will be just fine

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Penguin: Fair nuff.

 

[NeoAC]

@MP: Shouldn't be a problem. We call the other Penguin in here WarP, so it shouldn't be too confusing.

 

[Malyc]

That was a rather interesting conversation...