Serial Killer Round 42 - Murderville TV (GM TRANSITIONED)

[Grim327]

*Not Holmes right now* This is agonizing. We have to make a completely random guess at who the killer is. No clues, no nothing.

*Back to Holmes* Watson my boy, I say we head to the scene of the crime.

 

[Schizzy]

@Grim: I'm gonna guess the killer is someone without a car at the mo.

 

[RaNDM G]

Quick. Everyone vote for Mortis.

 

[thespyisdead]

@Mortis Nuncius wow... nice story bro... though i am just a resident at the current country

 

[staika]

What happened.....
I'm gone for one day because of finals and I come back to not knowing what happened. Well this is what usually happens anyway. Oh well vote incoming.

 

[Jak23]

Voted! Also if your both Sherlock, then who is Watson?

 

[Grim327]

I'm the real Sherlock Holmes, and sky14kemea is Watson

 

[kingofkumquats]

Voted! Also if your both Sherlock, then who is Watson?

I dont know who I am anymore...

 

[thespyisdead]

and i am the king of england, and thus proclaim, that everyone shall be executed

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

There's something deeply unsettling about that bug gif

 

[Zero_ctrl]

I'm still missing some votes.
12, to be exact.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@MP: What gif?
@Zero: Vote on its way!

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

@Trilby On the last page, you can't miss it

 

[sky14kemea]

*Back to Holmes* Watson my boy, I say we head to the scene of the crime.

Right behind you, old boy. I'll get the horses and carriage.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@RaN: That's not very nice...

@Schizzy: I never had a car in the first place.

Spoiler: The Busy Mortician: The 42nd First

No sooner than I had shut the locker of some unlucky soul who happened to pick the wrong day to jaywalk, the phone on my desk started ringing. I answered and was met with the familiar voice of the police commissioner, informing me that I was to investigate a recent "vehicular assault" of sorts. When I arrived at the scrapyard, it was apparant that he wasn't wrong. In a bloody cube of mangled metal and shattered glass was a collection of pulp that once was a person. I knew all too well that it would be the first of many killings and my work was going to become a lot more complicated. With my bag at my side I knelt beside the cubic sarcophagus, prepared to collect samples. I resented the extraction that was about to follow, though I suppose I couldn't complain. If there was any town more fit for my profession than Murderville, it wasn't coming to mind...

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

*cough* @Mortis I know I'm being a bit pedantic, but shouldn't it be vehicular manslaughter instead of assault, you know since the dude's dead? *cough*

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@MortifiedPenguin: Point taken...but it's already out there.

 

[Yokillernick]

@MortifiedPenguin I don't think that Mortis will like you disrespecting his work and may come after you next, if you know what I mean

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

@yokillernick I wasn't disrespecting his work, just pointing out a mistake. Promise

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Spoiler: Christ, even the new guys think I'm the killer...