Serial Killer Round 44 - Dungeons & Doubles! Started! Killer is Dead! Round Over!

[MortifiedPenguin]

@Other Mort: I'm just a woman, not a man incognito. I think I have a better grasp on what I might be, then the person who is related to me in such a way that she is my evil counterpart - thus making her the killer.

I also have a penchant for making wild accusations, did I mention that?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Other Mort: I don't believe you have...

Though it's a good thing you did just now, otherwise I'd have never noticed.

Seems like the most reasonable thing I've heard since someone told me bacon is a miracle cure-all.

 

[sky14kemea]

Okay guys, seriously....

You get two votes in a Doubles round. xDD

If I keep getting single votes, I'm just gonna count it twice against the person.

 

[RaNDM G]

I find this entire conversation to be completely irrelevant to the topic at hand.

Guys.

Is Kellogg's Crunchy Nut really super delicious?

 

[elementsoul]

@Sky It doesn't work like that.

 

[sky14kemea]

@element: .... Did you just use a smiley?

OH GOD RUN! IT'S THE END, PEOPLE!

THE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUUUUUUUUN!!! /o/

 

[socialtangent]

Repent, for the end is nigh! Turn away from your lives of filth and sin before it is too late!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@sky: Uh... what?

 

[War Penguin]

@TrilbyWill: element can be a bit... serious.

@Sky: I guess this is an instance when we've caught him...
*sunglasses*
... out of his element.
YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Also, first time posting in the thread. Huh.

 

[Nouw]

@War P: That was brilliant xD. Excellent introduction to this thread I must say.

 

[elementsoul]

@War P: *lassos fishing line around your neck, attaches the other end to the back of a dune buggy and drags you along the rocky, sandy beaches of Lake Huron.*

 

[RaNDM G]

@element: Why do you have to be such a drag?

 

[elementsoul]

@RaNDM G: *Slices open your abdomen and pulls out your intestines. Starts to strangle you with them, while removing one of your eyes, carefully keeping the optical never intact. Forces you to watch yourself as you die.*

 

[RaNDM G]

@elementsoul: I didn't think you'd have the guts.

 

[elementsoul]

@RaNDM G: *breaks glass of orange juice across you face. Pulls out a lacrosse stick and used it to break your legs. I then spend the next four hours practicing my aim by throwing lacrosse balls at your face until your skull is a puddle of mush.*

 

[j1-2themax]

@element: What's the matter, can't get your point lacrosse?

 

[War Penguin]

@element: Y'know, element, humor...
*sunglasses*
... is the heart of the soul.
YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

 

[elementsoul]

@j1-2 and War: *Smashes J1-2's head in with a sledgehammer. Grabs his spawn point and places it above a wood chipper. Grabs War Penguin and nails his mouth open to the exit chute. Sips Manhattan as The flesh from J1-2's corpses fill War Penguin until he explodes.*

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@element: I think it's safe to say you've got quite the chip on your shoulder.

 

[Berenzen]

@element, it's safe to say you've hammered in your point.