@RanDMG: Don't worry, I'll get back at them (and you). I'm going to haunt them for all eternity and steal socks from their drawers while they sleep, leaving them with dozens of socks lacking pairs. And I'll also sabotage ballpoint pens whenever people need to write down information immediately so that they are left desperately searching for one that works.
And from now on I give Cops telepathic nudges to always be on the road when my enemies speed, making them get caught every time.
I'll get back.