Serial Killer Round 44 - Dungeons & Doubles! Started! Killer is Dead! Round Over!

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NeoAC

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SomeLameStuff said:
@Terra

Well it was my first round last time, and I made it all the way to Lap 11 by being sneaky and acting like I completely forgot about the game so people wouldn't pick me as a target =)

Though I have a feeling I just jinxed myself.

Bugger.
And don't forget, it was your tiebreaker vote that led to the killer's lynching.
 

ShindoL Shill

Truely we are the Our Avatars XI
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Redlin5 said:
@RanDMG: Don't worry, I'll get back at them (and you). I'm going to haunt them for all eternity and steal socks from their drawers while they sleep, leaving them with dozens of socks lacking pairs. And I'll also sabotage ballpoint pens whenever people need to write down information immediately so that they are left desperately searching for one that works.
I thought you were a guy I know through the internet who looks vaguely similar to someone I used to know in high school!
I feel somewhat offended...
;_;
 

Terratina.

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@TrilbyWill: 'Tis inevitable.

@SomeLameStuff: Just double jinx yourself, then the jinxes will cancel out, I guess?
 

razer17

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I always enjoyed the night. It provided me covering darkness, people slept and left their treasure unprotected, and the cool night air was always pleasant. I guess the night got tired of me taking advantage of it, for today it became my enemies ally.

Some people like to call me a thief, but I always preferred to think of myself as a charming rogue. I mean, sure, I DO steal things, and I AM pretty sneaky, but I'm not such a bad person. Usually the dungeons I rob are owned by evil kings. And anyway, why are they keeping valuables in the dungeons? Especially in wooden barrels and ceramic vases, you wouldn't believe the stuff I have found in those. I've even found more loot than I can carry in seemingly abandoned caves, strangely dotted between the cave trolls and giant rats, almost like I was being rewarded by killing off these deadly pests.

Anyway, all-in-all, I'm not really a bad man. Perhaps I have killed a bandit or two, but I am no murderer. I have never killed an innocent man, and yet here I am, facing the executioners axe, accused of a crime I didn't commit.

It started with that damn sorcerer. I never did like magic wielders, be it clerics, wizards or sorcerers. Most of them started getting cocky when they could still barely light a pipe, but this one was different. He was truly powerful, could hit an ant with a fireblast from 100 yards, and yet he did his best to help people out. He was wise, and kind, but perhaps he was trusted too much. As soon as he accused me of murdering the citizens of this town, people believed him and soon after my time had run out.

When they came for me, I was out in an old castle, long since abandoned due to an apparent haunting. I didn't believe in that nonsense, and I was sure there would be a choice few valuables just waiting to be liberated from their prison. As always, I went out at night, long after most of the towns people had returned to their homes, and snuck into the house. There were a few rats skulking about, but I snuck up and stabbed them in the back one-by-one, leaving me to peruse the various goodies on offer.

I snuck back out the house, only to find myself instantly surrounded. "Grab him!" I heard someone shout, "He's a murderer" from another. I tried to protest, shouted that I'm innocent, but these people were out for blood. Two of their own had been killed, and they wanted blood. My blood, sadly. I tried turning invisible, but there were too many prying eyes, I couldn't fool enough of them to make it by. I was paralyzed by someone, I couldn't see who, and suddenly I was falling to the floor, having been pushed by some barbarian.

Soon a fighter slowly made his way towards me. Wielding an axe I don't think I could lift, never mind swing, I knew this was it. I tried begging, I tried pleading, I may, to my eternal embarrasment if there is an after-life, even have cried a little. The fighter raised his axe high into the air, and in my last moments I saw people eagerly awaiting my death. I didn't deserve that

I was initially going for something a bit more epic and DnD inspired, but kind of lost steam pretty quickly, so I guess this will do.

Also, it took me four tries to get the spoiler tags right. Moron.
 

Schizzy

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@razer: If it was any consolation, while reading your death, I was kinda hoping your character would survive. :(
 

sky14kemea

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[HEADING=1]There's been another double murder![/HEADING]​
[HEADING=2]Who are the unlucky victims this time? Dun dun dunnnnn![/HEADING]​
 

RaNDM G

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Actually a double murder indicates only one perpetrator unless in the case of conspiracy. This is more like a coincidental thing.

You know. Just saying.
 

Segadroid

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Terratina. said:
Huh? I'm not dead yet?

A NEWBIE NOT DEAD YET!?

Interesting...

Plus, I think I need a Halloween avatar now. This one is a poor excuse for one, methinks.
I'm just as surprised as you! o_O

Let's have popcorn to calm us all down :T

 

Tortilla the Hun

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May 7, 2011
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@sky: I rather like that word.

Cahoots...

Teehee.

In semi-related news, I live!!

@Segadroid: Don't mind if I do.

Nom nom nom. Om nom.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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@Segadroid: I'm going to need a lot of popcorn to be calmed down.


I demand popcorn.
 

Link_to_Future

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sky14kemea said:
@RaN: That'd be HILARIOUS
Again, pairing that statement with your avatar has me quivering in my closet. >.<

@Terra: Speaking of avatars, I just realized where yours is from. Me likey. :p

@CA: Popcorn is delicious. Especially with caramel. And almonds. And maybe slices of dried apples when I'm feeling fancy.
 

Berenzen

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As it stands, after this round of executions, the pool of living players will drop down to a total of 18, meaning that the spy that can still ask questions will be able to ask his third and final question, thereby nullifying the powers of the arbiters. I would ask that the arbiters act quickly, if they target the second list of suspects, then we will be able to narrow down the list of targets from 9 to seven or lower (if you happen to be on the suspect list).

If the arbiters don't have the list, please contact me so that innocents aren't targeted.