Serial Killer Round 44 - Dungeons & Doubles! Started! Killer is Dead! Round Over!

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War Penguin

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And I am still alive! :D

@Sky: I... I'm sorry, but I'm still hung up about this. I just want to go into your avatar with a tissue and wipe all that blood off! :p
 

Yokillernick

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May 11, 2012
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@sky Phew I'm still alive. I guess I can come out of hiding now. *looks at post above and then at sky's avatar* WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU SKY?
 

Berenzen

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Alright, any alive arbiters should be attacking soon before I ask my third and final question. Go boom against element's list please, let's knock down who's on that list for faster tracking down the killer- your sacrifice will be honoured with lots and lots of drinking.
 

CounterAttack

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The Castle, Previously

"You know the rules, Emperor," one of my brothers - in a manner of speaking - stated.

"I know the rules. We all wrote them. Doesn't mean I won't protest against them." I glanced at the other faces in the room, almost all of them impassive. Already two of the seats at the table were empty, those of Justice and the Wheel of Fortune. And now the High Priestess had declared that a third would be temporarily vacated. Mine.

"Protesting won't help. We wrote the Code. It is Our Duty to uphold it. Should we fail in Our Duty - " Chariot began.

"The Balance will be broken, I know. But you would think the masses would have more sense than this. Surely they know by now - or at the very least are guessing - that we have a hand in their daily lives. As such we should not be considered primary targets, especially when two of us have already fallen." I turned to the Empress, who sat to my left. "Please..." She knew what I would say, so there was no sense in repeating it.

"I know. But the Code comes first. You'll be back." She placed her hand on mine. I felt somewhat reassured by the gesture, but not entirely. Being chosen is always a bit of a disappointment.

"Hinder someone, if you can, that the Genesis Project might be used again," was my last request of my fellows. "I will be at home, should one of you decide to do it yourself."

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Home, Now

The door was wide open, unlocked. There was no sense in locking up for the night, someone would just break in anyway. I even left a note out telling them where I was. They found no resistance, no traps to deny them access. On the second floor of the house was another door wide open. I sat in the center of the room, eyes closed, at peace with the multiverse. It is easier to prepare for an event when you are expecting it.

It was a quick kill, though messy. A simple pistol took care of what needed to be done; the shot entered my head at the base of the skull. Pretty Little Headshots did not apply to real life situations.

So yeah, I got executed. The joke's on you, though: I had no role.
 

Link_to_Future

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@CA: So you're the Emperor arcana, huh? Guess who else is the Emperor.


[sub]I really need to stop making Persona references. >.<[/sub]
 

CounterAttack

A Writer With Many Faces
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@Link: I named people after tarot cards that more or less reflected their personality. No point in naming names, 'cause, well, that'll just ruin everything. =D
 

Schizzy

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@CA: But I wanna know who you think I am... *whine* *whine*

@Advertising: I approve of advertising, 'cause I have to... on account of being in the industry.
 

sky14kemea

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Jun 26, 2008
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Okay, I'll just announce it.

[HEADING=2]Yes that's right, CounterAttack has been executed! And so has SomeLameStuff! Neither of them had any roles though, so it's back to the supposed lists for you![/HEADING]​
 

sky14kemea

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[HEADING=1]Kaboom! The Arbiter Yokillernick has destroyed War Penguin! But has he been successful in catching a killer?[/HEADING]​
 

Yokillernick

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<spoiler=His time has come>So it has come to this. For the past months I was lurking in the shadows waiting for the killer to expose himself but to no avail. Until now. WarPenguin has to be the killer, I thought. His good puns and sense of humour are all a lie. He uses them to hide his true self from the rest of us but I'm onto him. The others are all blind to this. He?s a cold hearted killer and no one can stop him. No one believes me.

I screamed and shouted that WarPenguin was the killer but they laughed and mocked me. I knew they would never believe a 'newb', they called me. They threw me out since he was one of the ?regulars?. But I?ll show them all oh yes I will, oh yes I will. It was thus that I returned to my lair to prepare my ingenious plan for taking down WarPenguin. The bastard was cold and calculated but he had to leave his paranoia at home when in public to avoid arousing suspicions. However I knew the rules and I was prepared for the consequences of my job. Us Arbiters could take down anyone without a trial but we had to pay with our lives. So if I had to die so that the others can live so be it. Even thought I don't like any of those people. I especially wouldn't mind if MortifiedPenguin, the man lady got blown up first but anyway. I knew that this was a one way mission and that tonight I?ll dine in HELL!

My plan was simple. Get close enough to WarPenguin so that I can detonate my vest. Quick and painless. But WarPenguin had to suffer for his crimes. So, I loaded my van with 30 kg of C4, since C4 is so common in Murderville and waited outside their little party house. Waiting, watching. Laugh, drink, party, enjoy yourself WarPenguin, for the last time.

It was in the early hours of the morning when WarPenguin left the party. The air was cold and the rain started pouring down. A perfect setting for our final showdown, I thought. Slowly in my van I stalked him all the way home, carefully so that he wouldn't see me. I stopped just as he got out of his car. Calmly he headed for his front door. His back was turned and I saw my chance. I started my van and I rammed him, going through the front door and pinning him between the van and his living room wall. To my surprise he was still alive. With a smile I got out of the van and spoke to his upper half since his lower half was about to drop off from the impact.

WarPenguin seemed surprised to see me. As I unbuttoned my jacket to reveal the 10 kg of C4 strapped to my chest he gave out a shriek. ?Tonight?? I began, ?There shall be one less killer wandering the streets.? I went for my detonator. ?I hope now you see the error of your ways. You drove me to this. You and everyone else, shunning me and falsely accusing me of murder. I AM NOT A MONSTER!? I screamed at his barely conscious face. ?See you in hell.? I pressed the detonator.

There now both me and WarPenguin are nothing more than ashes. I'm off to the JIB but don't worry I'll still be floating around.
 

elementsoul

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I would have done this sooner, but I've been busy with other shit.

*Uses master key to unlock the ghost trap.* Why don't people every look into who makes these things now a day.

*picks up ghost trap and beats RaNDM G to death with it* Now stay out of the JIB. Murdered and executed people only.

Okay I'm good now. *Hears boos come from the crowd and raises his hands in triumph.* Apparently not.

*Drops the ghost trap on Zero_ctrl and watches as it crushes his body. Yawns and appears behind RaNDM G and rips out his skull and spine Predator style. Fashions the spine into a spear and impales Schizzy through a tank of honey and into a hornets' nest with it. Uses a pair of nail clippers to slowly clips into RaNDM G's jugular, causing him to bleed out. Teleports back to the JIB with RaNDM G's corpse and pile drivers it into him from the scrambled eggs table.*
 

Yokillernick

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@elementsoul Hey! I was eating those scrambled eggs! Now you got RaNDM G's blood on them. *Mouth Waters Homer Simpson style* Hmmm, scrambled eggs with RaNDM G's blood. *Takes a huge bite* Yum.