@Redlin: Trust me, I'm just as happy as you are about the election being over. Especially after listening to my drunken uncle cry the end of western civilization for the last two hours. >.<
Serial Killer Round 44 - Dungeons & Doubles! Started! Killer is Dead! Round Over!
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The butler cleans, the butler tidies up and when one must, disposes of corpses left by one's employer. If there is one reason to value having a butler in these times; it is for the discretion that one does ones work, even if it means becoming an accomplice to a psychopathic murderer who always where's a mask and uses a device to scramble his or her's voice, after all these long years working for the murderer, even I am not sure of his true identity. Or if he really is a 'he'.
One night after serving, if I might say, a delicious meal. He called me over, telling me there was another body to dispose of. Regrettably I agreed to arrange the finer details of the victims disappearing act. As well as being an accomplice to murder, I might add breaking and entering, fraud, and perverting the course of justice to the list. Of course it would be a foolish thought to think my meagre skills could keep a body or disappearance from ever surfacing. But corpses are found and sometimes the choice of a five week stay in Honolulu, without proper notice, is so out of character that is raises the authorities suspicions.
Unfortunately that is what happened quite recently. Another murderer, that my employer had the joy of partnering with for some time, is now dead. Lynched by the bigots who think they can bring down the heavy hand of justice themselves and not live to regret it. Even I, to throw off the scent, have had to associate myself with them and witness the brutality they use when they believe they have found the the killer.
However, I think this mistake has brought about my employer'a ire. He is understandably disappointed with the level that I do my work, even I believe that I am slipping, starting to regret my actions. But those are the risks that I chose to live with. I must not give up.
Despite my best efforts to regain my employer's favour, the worst came to pass.
He invited me to tea, it was unprofessional, but I accepted.
The thought of reconciling with my employer, putting aside the mistakes of the past and carrying on working for him, distracted me from his true intentions. After a few sips of the delicious oolong tea, I could feel a heavy haze wash over me, my body was paralysed, all I could do was watch.
He got closer and closer, knife in hand, before he slit my throat, I asked one question.
"Why?"
One night after serving, if I might say, a delicious meal. He called me over, telling me there was another body to dispose of. Regrettably I agreed to arrange the finer details of the victims disappearing act. As well as being an accomplice to murder, I might add breaking and entering, fraud, and perverting the course of justice to the list. Of course it would be a foolish thought to think my meagre skills could keep a body or disappearance from ever surfacing. But corpses are found and sometimes the choice of a five week stay in Honolulu, without proper notice, is so out of character that is raises the authorities suspicions.
Unfortunately that is what happened quite recently. Another murderer, that my employer had the joy of partnering with for some time, is now dead. Lynched by the bigots who think they can bring down the heavy hand of justice themselves and not live to regret it. Even I, to throw off the scent, have had to associate myself with them and witness the brutality they use when they believe they have found the the killer.
However, I think this mistake has brought about my employer'a ire. He is understandably disappointed with the level that I do my work, even I believe that I am slipping, starting to regret my actions. But those are the risks that I chose to live with. I must not give up.
Despite my best efforts to regain my employer's favour, the worst came to pass.
He invited me to tea, it was unprofessional, but I accepted.
The thought of reconciling with my employer, putting aside the mistakes of the past and carrying on working for him, distracted me from his true intentions. After a few sips of the delicious oolong tea, I could feel a heavy haze wash over me, my body was paralysed, all I could do was watch.
He got closer and closer, knife in hand, before he slit my throat, I asked one question.
"Why?"
Dead now.
*floats up to the JIB*
Any popcorn left?
@Mortified Penguin Aha, of course. Now I shall finish what I started. *Throws dagger at Mortified Penguin which floats through her* Damn I forgot about that.
@Yokillernick: What you started? I think you'll find I'm the one that started this. And I came prepared. *Lifts up sword that can harm ghosts* Have at you!
Just a second. *floats down back to Earth* Hey have any of you guys have a proton pack around here somewhere ? We seem to have a ghost problem up in JIB. Ahh nevermind... *takes RaNDmG's proton pack and floats back up to JIB* Alright let's go then!!
@Yokillernick: Hey, that cheating
Hey, killer, if you're reading this your esteemed (dead) butler has a suggestion *points in the direction of Terratina*
Hey, killer, if you're reading this your esteemed (dead) butler has a suggestion *points in the direction of Terratina*
@MortifiedPenguin Hey leave Terratina alone! *Zaps MortPeng with Proton Pack and traps her* Now you're going to stay in there until you realise that pointing out newbies is bad and you should feel bad.
*floats down from JIB* @Terratina Don't worry about it. Everything is going to be fine. *Sticks a GET HER note on Terratina's back and floats back up to JIB*
*floats down from JIB* @Terratina Don't worry about it. Everything is going to be fine. *Sticks a GET HER note on Terratina's back and floats back up to JIB*
@Redlin: I'll call it a forum game if I want to! This is America!
Although SK kinda straddles the line between an RP and a forum game in any case...
Although SK kinda straddles the line between an RP and a forum game in any case...
Sorry, was kinda busy.
[HEADING=2]That's right! MortifiedPenguin was the next victim! Send your vote now[/HEADING]
@Zero_ctr: Thanks, I just hope I pulled it off 
@Yokillernick: Hey let me out of this thing *bangs on the top of the proton pack*
@Yokillernick: Hey let me out of this thing *bangs on the top of the proton pack*
