Serial Killer Round 48: It's finished.

[RaNDM G]

@Krimson: There will be captioned .gifs and .vtfs for everyone.

Though we won't even see that with just thirteen players. Come on people!

 

[Schizzy]

Someone shamelessly advertise SK!

 

[KrimsonNekros]

And the killer should shamelessly reveal themselves! the sight of watching someone eat their hat is priceless!

 

[Jak23]

If I'm the killer I will surely reveal myself as such. Can't wait to watch Randm eat is his hat.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I've finally sent my number. So yeah. Awesome.

 

[RaNDM G]

I know we can drag in more than fourteen players.

 

[KrimsonNekros]

Come on there's got to a couple more guys who'd like to get sealed in a creepy mountain facility with a homicidal maniac.... then again maybe not...

 

[Schizzy]

@Krimson: Wait... wha? Did you say something about a homicidal maniac?

 

[RaNDM G]

@Krimson: Homicidal maniacs? There's no homicidal maniacs in here.

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

*Strolls in*

A number may be sent shortly.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

*stashes cleaver*

Right...no homicidal maniacs here.

>.>

 

[RaNDM G]

@Peng: You may want to send it now. We're closing in six hours, forty-six minutes.

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

@Mort: That's not shady at all, I'm watching you....

@RaNDM G: Alrighty!

 

[RaNDM G]

It was an hour's trip from the outpost. You were in the back of the M35, blindfolded, your back sore from the rough ride. It was a gorgeous Spring day. The kind you wanted to run out and feel the sun on your skin, not hide yourself in a hole.

That was exactly what you were doing. When the 35's brakes ground to a halt, you knew this would be your last five minutes in the outside world. The soldiers lined you up, called role one last time, checked their readings thrice. Arm in arm, one by one, they led you into your new home. You would be in here for months, you thought to yourself. A whole damn year. You knew it would end in a flash.

You were the science team. You were on the breakthrough of something special.

Something just had to go wrong.

 

[RaNDM G]

[color][center][HEADING=1]THE GIANT STEEL DOOR SLID CLOSED, AND NEVER REOPENED...[/HEADING][/center][/color]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the roster is set and roles will be issued momentarily. Take the time to acclimate yourselves to your new home, or feel free to ignore it entirely. The choice is yours.

 

[Schizzy]

"Did anyone remember to take the keys to the giant steel doors? I think they forgot to give me mine."

 

[Nouw]

"I think they took mine during the strip-search."

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

"Hey, at least you weren't cavity-searched three times. I wasn't even aware there were keys..."

 

[Jak23]

"You don't even want to know where they searched me..."

 

[War Penguin]

"Oh! Damn! I left my wallet in the M35. Can we open the doors so I can get it, guys?

...

Guys?"