Serial Killer Round 48: It's finished.

[NeoAC]

"Well I brought enough Doritos to last for the whole year, so I'm fine. You guys, dunno what you're going to do. Science stuff I guess."

 

[deserteagleeye]

"What do they mean by Science Team anyways? I don't know 'bout you guys but the last time I checked, I don't have a PhD in jack. I hope by 'Science Stuff' they don't mean to use one of us as guinea pigs. 1-2-3 NOT IT!"

 

[Nouw]

"Maybe we've already started? Could be one of those new-age pseudo-social experiments."

 

[Jak23]

"I think we should all compare penis sizes!... For science!!!"

 

[Schizzy]

"I have in PhD in Jack. Lets jack this science experiment up!"

 

[KrimsonNekros]

*twinges* Ahhh no GLADOS! *huddles in a corner whimpering* no Glados, no Glados.....

 

[RaNDM G]

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[HEADING=2]A KNIFE IN THE DARK TAKES ITS FIRST VICTIM...[/HEADING]​

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Not that I want you to panic, but now would be a good time to run for your lives.​

 

[Schizzy]

"Has anyone seen my knife collection? I seem to be missing all sixteen of them."

 

[RaNDM G]

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[HEADING=2]THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD MORTICIAN IS DEAD.[/HEADING]​

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Great. Now the bodies will just pile up.​

 

[Zero_ctrl]

Well this is off to a good start. :/

 

[Schizzy]

Oh no! Now we'll have to depend on the grumpy mortician!

Of course the fact that he's dead too is pretty bad too...

 

[War Penguin]

Well that's just fan-fuck'n-tastic. Ah well. At least we still have our Spy, right?

... Spy? <.<

 

[Nouw]

What is this new plane of existence >.>?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Corpse rises in whatever state it happens to be in when I write my death.

"Ah, so this is what it feels like to be undead...anywho, nobody fret, I'll still take care of those pesky cadavers. Just in a way that may seem unorthodox to yous among the living."

"What? A corpse has to eat, y'know."

 

[deserteagleeye]

Need some atmosphere in here.

"I'm just gonna take a shower to wash the fear off. Hope no one sneaks in on me. "

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

"Alright, pal, with that kinda talk, you're just asking for trouble. Or something else entirely...one of the two, I'm sure."

 

[Zero_ctrl]

@WP: "Spy?! What spy? Are there agents here at work that we know nothing about?!"

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Zero: "Agents planted by the government to remove any threats to the experiment? Possibly. Chemical agents that can reanimate corpses much like myself? Most certainly."

 

[Zero_ctrl]

@Mort: "Hmm... then I wonder what other kinds of agents may be at work here then. Surely there is someone, or something, tasked with maintaining our health and what not?"

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Zero: "Well, I'm sorta qualified to treat wounds and illnesses. There was a rather large grey area in regards to what my doctorate actually permits me to practice. Thai back-alley med schools, amiright?"