Serial Killer Round 49: Carnival of Fear. The killer is dead. ROUND OVER

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Link_to_Future

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"No better place to be, right?"

@staika: You don't have people beating down the door to be a part of your cardboard army? Seems unusual...what's wrong with it? >.>

@desert: "Rorschach's Journal: September 3rd, 2013. Tonight, a comedian died in Murderville."

Actually, a Watchmen themed round would be interesting if you could get anyone to go along with it. :p
 

RaNDM G

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@Link: I would have to decline that one. I could not live in a DC Universe without Batman.
 

Link_to_Future

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@RaN: Oh come on, if Batman was there then every outcome would already be given.

 

RaNDM G

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@Link: Dark Knight Returns, while a good story, does not display Batman's proper character. Let's leave that particular universe out.

Year One is fair game.
 

staika

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@Link: Well you have to die to join it, since you are already dead that should not be a problem. That and I have a very harsh selection process, one that the UN refused to recognize.
 

razer17

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You guys have killed of yet another innocent person. YOU MONSTERS

[HEADING=2][color]Link_to_Future has been lynched. Waiting on killer and medic. [/color][/HEADING]​
 

RaNDM G

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"All we do is offer affordable prices on quality cardboard and bubble-wrap packing material. You're the one killing commerce with your witch hunt."

"Who's the real monster?"
 

Link_to_Future

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@staika: Well, I'll consider joining. But only if there is some sort of cardboard special forces. Everyone knows that cardboard boxes and stealth go hand in hand.

@desert: Bah...Sealab 2021. I miss that and Frisky Dingo to no end.

Oh well, at least Archer mostly fills that gap in my heart.
 

RaNDM G

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@Link: I gave Archer a chance with the first two seasons. Didn't care for it.
 

Link_to_Future

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@RaN: It's really not a show for everyone. In my experience, you either love it or you hate it. There doesn't really seem to be a middle ground.

To be completely honest, a lot of the inspiration for McBurger Planet came from Archer. Zero and I hadn't been able to stop talking about spies for weeks and then next thing we knew we were setting up a story about it.

Man, if I have a regret, it's not trying harder to keep that one going. :/
 

RaNDM G

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@Link: Consider me completely neutral to the show. A few good episodes, but doesn't reach beyond mildly entertaining.

You can always bring it back, you know.
 

Tortilla the Hun

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@Link: McBurger Planet? can't say I've heard of it...but if it's Archer-esque, I would certainly be interested in something like that. I absolutely love Archer. ^^
 

Link_to_Future

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@RaN: At this point, it would require me to get Zero back on board. Since he just started his first semester of college I'm not sure how available he is right now.

Still, he and I have bounced a lot of ideas back and forth. Both for continuing McBurger Planet and for possible spinoffs if we felt so inclined.

Maybe someday...

@Mortis: Adventures at McBurger Planet. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/540.335490-Adventures-at-McBurger-Planet-An-Image-Based-CYOA-On-Hiatus-Until-Were-Not#13545219] Sure, the main twist has already been spoiled for you and it ends extremely abruptly but you might be able to enjoy it.
 

razer17

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Another night, another victim.

[HEADING=2][color]The killer has chosen, check your inbox.[/color][/HEADING]​
 

MinimanZombie

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I sat there, in my dark little room lit by fading candles. It was getting darker out. I could barely see the book, yet the sacrificial instructions remained as clear as ever. Give yourself, to grant one of the dead a new beginning. It was a simple idea. But I was always confused. Who should I bring back? When should I do it? I simply shook my head, and returned the book to my inside pocket. I had always heard that a book placed over the heart can save a life, in certain events were met.

........I left the small room, descended the stairs, and exited, only to be greeted with rain. I pulled my hood up, and began a little walk around the carnival. I lost track of time very quickly. By the time that I returned, it appeared as if the sun had never been, leaving us in darkness. I began ascending, and fumbled with my keys for a while before entering my room once more.

The candles were all out. Save for one. And it was moving, which unnerved me quite a bit.
"You."
"What?"
"I've chosen you."
"Oh. Can't we...Negotiate? Or something?"
"No. Goodbye."
I stumbled backwards out of the room, quickly. The candle followed me. I reached the banister which had protected me from a clumsy but fatal stumble many times. But all that was on my mind now was getting as far away as possible. I awkwardly moved towards the stair case, and slipped on a puddle.

........I looked upwards, while recovering from my slip. I had managed to grab the railing, and was standing up, as the candle moved closer. And then it stopped a streak of silver was seen, as I realized there was a gun, which was rather uncomfortably close. The fact that it was aimed at me and not by me was also disconcerting. Then, one bang later and a jolt in my chest, I knew I was dead.

........Miraculously, the book had actually stopped the bullet. I could feel the grin creeping up on my face. I knew that this was an obvious second chance by fate. But then I realized I was still falling. I twisted in the air, and saw the next few steps creeping up quickly. The grin faded. And was replaced by a scream and the flailing of my arms as I tried to save myself. My neck bent horribly as I landed, and with one crack, it was over. I was saved, but my life was taken away, as per deal.
 

razer17

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No divine intervention for the priest, it seems.

[HEADING=2][color]MinimanZombie has shuffled off this mortal coil, send in your votes.[/color][/HEADING]​
 

Schizzy

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I wish someone would just up and die right now... 'cause we could do with a lot more business here in the JIB.