Serial Killer Round 58: A Brotherhood Betrayed (Game over! The Traitor is dead!)

[deserteagleeye]

why am i first?

i don't wanna be first!

everyone will vote for meeeee

Shhhhhhh, it's better this way. Your positioning makes me look even less conspicuous. Nobody ever suspects the top middle left corner!

 

[Euryalus]

@Neuromancer: Protectron Butlers!

[sub][sub][sub] And sex robots[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[username sucks]

[HEADING=1]The traitor has done a murder thing![/HEADING]
I thought that the BoS would have better security than this...

 

[Malbourne]

Oh, nuts! That was so quick I barely had time to introduce my character's backstory and motivation!

Who is it! WHO?!

 

[username sucks]

@Mal: You'll need to wait for them to post a death, then you'll know.

 

[MemLCol TBOT]

@elder sucks: even the best precautions cant protect against people going crazy

 

[Malbourne]

*Kicks over crate filled with lard and hides behind it*

I'll have you know I'm completely sane. Now, nobody gets near my box fort unless I say so!

 

[kingofkumquats]

A murder, eh? Good thing I've got my strawberries keeping me healthy.

 

[RaNDM G]

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[Drummodino]

Still kicking here.

 

[Jak23]

Oh thank God I didn't miss anything.
I just opened Escapist and realized I hadn't checked on this in like 2 days.

 

[MemLCol TBOT]

i feel like Innocent should be listed in the roles area. then we could all have a role ^_^

 

[RaNDM G]

@Mem: No one is really innocent, Mr. Mem. We're voting who to kill off in the next round, after all.

 

[sky14kemea]

Oh shit I didn't realize we'd started.

I'm still alive though, so that might be why. 8D

 

[MemLCol TBOT]

@Mem: No one is really innocent, Mr. Mem. We're voting who to kill off in the next round, after all.

This is true....

 

[deserteagleeye]

alive too.

 

[Lizmichi]

I'm dead. I'll post my death after work. PS: I had no role.

 

[Malbourne]

I'm not good with elegies, sooooo...Bummer?

 

[Euryalus]

@Malbourne: Some should play the song of healing quick and turn lizmichi into a magic mask with Detective Prince powers.