Serial Killer Round 59: Wake Up Machine (Game over)

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@Airrowsteem: I may have voted for JoJo, but I was pretty open about my suspicions of Tizzy. And it was a coin flip that decided my vote in the end.
 

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Eh, if he was a real Jojo he would've known the secret Jojo technique of self-defense...
 

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@Desserteagleeye: Hey, I tried running, not my fault you guys surrounded me :p

Edit: I claim this page for the afterlife!
 

Aerosteam

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So like three weeks ago Kira sent me a PM about an idea for the next round:
Kira said:
You're a member of the SK council right? I have a new concept for the next game that could maybe rile some people up, so I'd like to check and see what the council thinks.
Me said:
You mean a new rule change, right? Well I'd like to hear it, if it's a not a potentially game breaking thing then I'll bring it up with the other council members.
Kira said:
Not so much a rule change, but more of a new concept. So, the killer gains a new ability. In the next game I'd call it "Don't ever trust the devil" (it fits with the setting). The SK can ask the GM which player has a certain role, but there is a downside. I'm not sure what percentage yet, maybe 50% or 75% runs a risk of failure. Better known as, I betray the killer and tell one random civilian whom the killer is. The civilian can then try and convince the others who the killer his. He cannot share the message I sent though, he must do it in his own words. It's one of those high risk, high reward things.

It's a risky concept, I could see it easily getting a lot of flak. I actually don't expect it to be allowed, but I'll let you guys decide. It is open to change as well. And even if you guys okay it, I'll still make sure it is fine with the majority of players. If the outrage is high enough, I'll drop it.
Me said:
Even if this new ability could only be used every other cycle, it's way too easy to eliminate the Spy at such an early stage.

Trust me, even if the Killer or Lawyer got lucky and took out the Spy without using this ability, people would still point their fingers at it.

I'll bring it up in the thread when everyone's waiting for another thing to happen and see how other people feel about it.
Kira said:
I did some thinking and I'd add a time restriction on this. Keep it restricted until at least round 3, if not later.
Any input from others would be nice.
 

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@Aerosequins: I don't think the Killer needs any new abilities. They're already hard enough to catch even with the roles against them.
 

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@Baron von Sexy: Sweet death, dude. Especially the framing device; was wondering what the hell you were doing getting interviewed. :p

I also like how Tizzy and the rest of us were grenade-proof. Although, why I was at the head of the crowd...

Just kidding, I totally voted for you. Too bad we didn't get to actually hands-on execute you. XD
 

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Ahem, a few things, since I haven't said anything in a while.

1. Fantastic death, JoJo. More gifs!

2. I don't like how isolated I am on the TV screens..

3. I don't think I like that idea... I agree with the sentiment that it gives the killer too much power.

4. My, that was a lot of drama. I do so hope that there isn't any more. That would be ever so awful.
 

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[HEADING=1]OH SHIT! THERE HE IS!______YEYEYEYEYEYEYE![/HEADING]

I was the medic. I got no more raw steaks to cover your boo-boos in anymore.
 

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@Desert: Goddamnit! They killed desert!

Sorry, Tizzy, but I'm going to need a scapegoat to get over the emotional trauma of seeing a dead Chie.

<__>

You're that scapegoat, by the way. 'Twas nice knowing you!
 

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@Tizzy: Oh. Oh, okay. I wasn't gonna post this cuz I thought it looked abominable, but since you asked so nicely and I think you deserve it:

I didn't write the killer's name...

I wrote the next [i]victim's![/i]
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@Fappe: Thanks, I just wish I had the foresight to realize my gifs would expire because I didn't upload them anywhere.
 

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Time for another round of elimination, said our Chibi Robot Girl host over the blaring klaxons. I grabbed my voting tool of choice ? Ultimate Charmmy Kitty Cannon for Firing the Four Kittens of the Cutepocalypse...

Don't look at me that way. It's a Japanese game show.

And yes, I'm very secure about my masculinity.

Seriously, can we move on?

No, I will not comment on my Hello Kitty jammies.

ANYWAY... word is that everyone agreed that Toad was Kira.

Everyone except me... 'cause I forgot to vote.

I was busy baking Hello Kitty mooncakes, okay?

Stop judging me.

Anyhoohow... to cut the long story short, we cornered Captain Keroro - I mean, Toad. And Tizzy ran him through with a dildo... a DILDO! Before I could cycle Deaf Kitty into the my cannon's chamber.

He didn't even shout a special move. He could have at least put more effort into it... like screaming, SUPER DUPER ULTIMATE DILDO OF INCREASED PENETRATION FROM BEHIND. But noooooooo... he just ran him through.

Not to be denied, before the crowd could clear, I screamed, "INCREDIBLE FIRING OF DEAF KITTY (Not to confused with Death Kitty) UP INTO THE NOSE MOVE," and pulled the trigger.

Had I visually checked the chambers like I usually do, but didn't because of Tizzy's lack of theatrics, I would have realised that my Kittens of the Cutepocalypse shells were replaced with Frostquito Shells rigged to backfire.

Thus ended my life, as I was Frost Bitten to death.

It's been a very uninspired three days, and I apologise for the unashamed randomness.
 

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[HEADING=1]deserteagleeye was murdered![/HEADING]Everyone with a role who isn't Kira or the Lawyer is dead. Ha.[HEADING=2]Voting may now commence![/HEADING][HEADING=2]Everyone has 48 hours to point their finger at who they think is Kira![/HEADING]​