Serial Killer Round 62: Lost in Space - Killer Has Been Executed
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@Schizzy: Indeed 
@Frappe: You can try voting for me if you wish. I can't say how that will turn out though.
@Frappe: You can try voting for me if you wish. I can't say how that will turn out though.
There he wandered in the darkness contemplating on his thoughts with only a couple of centimeters of metal and glass separating him from the deadly void outside. "Why won't anyone come to my room. I mean I have the candy and I am willing to share it. I won't even try to shove my beliefs down their throats like I usually do, I am on vacation after all." He didn't even like candy. He must accidentally garbed the bag of his son. Which also explains where the spacecake came from. "If I get back I will give him such a beating they will be able to hear his screams in the Andromada galaxy." He tought while thinking about ways to punish his sinfull offspring.
The eerie silence was broken when he heard by the sounds of murder, then there was nothing.
"My god the killer has struck again." he thought "We all heard the screams it's only a matter of time before someone finds the body. But I am sure that this time the victim is ugly enough that it will be huge relief to us all that he/she is finally gone." Those thoughts were meant to reassure himself that he wouldn't be the next victim, either that of the killer or the bloodthirsty savages the other guests had degenerated into was. No because he was protected by something greater then human skin, or knight armour or bulletproof vests or even a nuclear fallout shelter. It was something that made him untouchable. These thoughts were supposed to make him feel more comfortable, but they failed to do so.
When suddenly. "Hey you. Yeah you I am talking to you" "Who was that?" "Who do you think it is smart ass?" "Is that you god?"
"Then why aren't you helping us catch this wretched murderer?!" "Look if I had to help everyone sort out their problems I wouldn't have any time left to watch Game Of Thrones or play Dragon Age: Inquisition. Besides I am actually kind of busy right now so I will try to keep it short." "Will you be helping me?" "Yes I will but first I must tell you that you will go straight to hell for thinking those cowardly thoughts in the previous alinea" "What previous alinea?" "and for thinking about beating your child!"
"What? No! I have been a good faithful we all make mistakes don't we?" He heard a loud laugther that probably would have violently shaken the entire station apart if it hadn't been inside his head. "Relax I'm just messing with you. But seriously don't beat your children, that isn't cool man." "You said you were going to help me?" "Ah yes. As ugly and stupid as these other creatures are they do deserve a chance to live. Now I can't tell you who the killer is because that would be cheating." "Cheating?" The priest asked perplexed "Cheating in what. Tell me what is going on here" "Whoops looks like I've already said to much."
"Now I don?t want to sound like a downer but chances are you aren't leaving this place alive." "No shit" "Hey no swearing!" "Sorry." "So why don?t you try to have a meaningful death instead. You know QuietCupOfTea? That anime woman with the tophat, she was a professional spy. Transfer your livepower to her so she can uncover some information on the killer" "Won?t the killer target her again?" "Yes but she might be able to discover something before she gets send to purgatory again. It looks like I am needed elsewhere. Take care!"
And with that the voice in the head was gone. The priest walked to the place where the savages were storing the corpses. It was in the cooling cell of the kitchen. The hungry blobs of fat that called themselves "Human" had only been here for 10 days and already the supplies that were supposed to last for 3 months was running low. It took some time to identify QuietCupOfTea (Who gives their child a name like that anyway?). Because her face was almost unrecognizable thanks to that robot arm to the face. But she still had a tongue to speak with and eyes to see with, so it was worth a shot.
The priest layed his hand on her cold mauled lifeless face and began making ominous whispers. Those whispers slowly turned into shouting as the entire station was shaking because of powers beyond human comprehension. The priest?s eyes were glowing with energy as the hand on the woman's face was shaking like he was having a spastic attack. "By the lord! By Jesus Christ embrace the gift I give you! And remember that who believes in the son god has eternal life!" Then a blinding flash happened and the man fell to the ground as lifeless husk with a little bit of smoke coming of him. But fortunately it looked like his sacrifice was successful.
The eerie silence was broken when he heard by the sounds of murder, then there was nothing.
"My god the killer has struck again." he thought "We all heard the screams it's only a matter of time before someone finds the body. But I am sure that this time the victim is ugly enough that it will be huge relief to us all that he/she is finally gone." Those thoughts were meant to reassure himself that he wouldn't be the next victim, either that of the killer or the bloodthirsty savages the other guests had degenerated into was. No because he was protected by something greater then human skin, or knight armour or bulletproof vests or even a nuclear fallout shelter. It was something that made him untouchable. These thoughts were supposed to make him feel more comfortable, but they failed to do so.
When suddenly. "Hey you. Yeah you I am talking to you" "Who was that?" "Who do you think it is smart ass?" "Is that you god?"
"Then why aren't you helping us catch this wretched murderer?!" "Look if I had to help everyone sort out their problems I wouldn't have any time left to watch Game Of Thrones or play Dragon Age: Inquisition. Besides I am actually kind of busy right now so I will try to keep it short." "Will you be helping me?" "Yes I will but first I must tell you that you will go straight to hell for thinking those cowardly thoughts in the previous alinea" "What previous alinea?" "and for thinking about beating your child!"
"What? No! I have been a good faithful we all make mistakes don't we?" He heard a loud laugther that probably would have violently shaken the entire station apart if it hadn't been inside his head. "Relax I'm just messing with you. But seriously don't beat your children, that isn't cool man." "You said you were going to help me?" "Ah yes. As ugly and stupid as these other creatures are they do deserve a chance to live. Now I can't tell you who the killer is because that would be cheating." "Cheating?" The priest asked perplexed "Cheating in what. Tell me what is going on here" "Whoops looks like I've already said to much."
"Now I don?t want to sound like a downer but chances are you aren't leaving this place alive." "No shit" "Hey no swearing!" "Sorry." "So why don?t you try to have a meaningful death instead. You know QuietCupOfTea? That anime woman with the tophat, she was a professional spy. Transfer your livepower to her so she can uncover some information on the killer" "Won?t the killer target her again?" "Yes but she might be able to discover something before she gets send to purgatory again. It looks like I am needed elsewhere. Take care!"
And with that the voice in the head was gone. The priest walked to the place where the savages were storing the corpses. It was in the cooling cell of the kitchen. The hungry blobs of fat that called themselves "Human" had only been here for 10 days and already the supplies that were supposed to last for 3 months was running low. It took some time to identify QuietCupOfTea (Who gives their child a name like that anyway?). Because her face was almost unrecognizable thanks to that robot arm to the face. But she still had a tongue to speak with and eyes to see with, so it was worth a shot.
The priest layed his hand on her cold mauled lifeless face and began making ominous whispers. Those whispers slowly turned into shouting as the entire station was shaking because of powers beyond human comprehension. The priest?s eyes were glowing with energy as the hand on the woman's face was shaking like he was having a spastic attack. "By the lord! By Jesus Christ embrace the gift I give you! And remember that who believes in the son god has eternal life!" Then a blinding flash happened and the man fell to the ground as lifeless husk with a little bit of smoke coming of him. But fortunately it looked like his sacrifice was successful.
@Rabbit: *Sniffle* We'll remember your brave sacrifice! Thank you, priest!
(v;-7 (That's a salute)
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7 (That's a salute)
*Wakes up* Where am I? Why does my head feel so strange?
*Looks around* Wait, why am I in a room full of dead people? And why is there smoke coming from one of them? I need to get out of here...
@Rabbitboy: Thank you, I'll do my best! *Hugs*
*Looks around* Wait, why am I in a room full of dead people? And why is there smoke coming from one of them? I need to get out of here...
@Rabbitboy: Thank you, I'll do my best! *Hugs*
@QuietCupOfTea Aww. I can't feel the hug but it is appreciated. Now go get them tiger!
Also, originally the text said that you and the other corpses had been partially cannibalized. But no previous comment mentioned eating the corpses so I scrapped that.
Also, originally the text said that you and the other corpses had been partially cannibalized. But no previous comment mentioned eating the corpses so I scrapped that.
@Rabbitboy: What a noble gesture! Welcome to death! Would you like to hear about my family? They're great! Why, you even remind me of my son, Bruce. Such a nice child, when he's not holding puppies in the creek until it stops bubbling. I'm sure it's just a phase though...
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He hasn't finished a death post yet but didn't want to hold up the game.
T0ad 0f Truth was executed. Killer and Medic are up.
[/HEADING]He hasn't finished a death post yet but didn't want to hold up the game.
@Rabbitboy: Great death post! I had to reread it because I'm an inattentive baboon and got confused halfway through, but very entertaining.
[sub][sub][sub]Also I'm super super sorry I voted for you this round. You just kept talking about candy and I got scared.[/sub][/sub][/sub]
[sub][sub][sub]Also I'm super super sorry I voted for you this round. You just kept talking about candy and I got scared.[/sub][/sub][/sub]
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Copy and pasted from the group announcement:
So the Spy is dead again. The Medic has not submitted their preferences to me yet but it would be irrelevant because of this part of the Priest's rules:
"However, resurrection will suffer difficulties when combined with the Medic's save. Meaning, if the Killer sends the PM to kill the resurrected player before the Medic sends the message to save that same person, the kill will bypass the save and immediately negates the Medic's ability, killing the player no matter what."
The Killer PM'd me first so QuietCupOfTea is dead again no matter what. Frankly I disagree with this rule and believe the Medic should be allowed to save them. Since we have people from all different timezones in this game the concept of who submits their PM first is more based on what time of day it is for them, rather than being first on the draw.
I will let this stand since changing the rules mid-round is not a good precedent to set. After this round concluded though I am strongly in favour of changing the rule to allow the Medic to save the resurrected, no matter when they send their message in relation to the Killer's.
QuietCupOfTea has been murdered. Time to Vote.
[/HEADING]Copy and pasted from the group announcement:
So the Spy is dead again. The Medic has not submitted their preferences to me yet but it would be irrelevant because of this part of the Priest's rules:
"However, resurrection will suffer difficulties when combined with the Medic's save. Meaning, if the Killer sends the PM to kill the resurrected player before the Medic sends the message to save that same person, the kill will bypass the save and immediately negates the Medic's ability, killing the player no matter what."
The Killer PM'd me first so QuietCupOfTea is dead again no matter what. Frankly I disagree with this rule and believe the Medic should be allowed to save them. Since we have people from all different timezones in this game the concept of who submits their PM first is more based on what time of day it is for them, rather than being first on the draw.
I will let this stand since changing the rules mid-round is not a good precedent to set. After this round concluded though I am strongly in favour of changing the rule to allow the Medic to save the resurrected, no matter when they send their message in relation to the Killer's.
