Serial Killer Round 64: The Marxist Menace | Cycle 5: Troubleshooter Victory!

[Strazdas]

'Free' market capitalism is the foundation of Alpha Complex society, citizen. To suggest a fault in it seems like something a communist would do, and I'm sure you don't want to be associated with that. Now take your pills and drink your Bouncy Bubble Beverage.

Is the computer saying it is possible to suggest a fault? Isnt computer mistaken, surely its not possible to suggest a fault in Alpha Complex, not even for a communist, ESPECIALLY not for a communist.

Spoiler: Unless I'm suffering from CHRONIC COMPUTEROSIS...

http://adsoftheworld.com/sites/default/files/styles/media_retina/public/images/computerosis-a3_fest-copy-rgb.jpg?itok=gCJ70cyU

This looks like something a very idiot PR manager would come up with. If i saw this id make sure to never buy from that company in my life.

 

[sky14kemea]

@Dopo: Your logic makes like no sense.

But if you guys wanna kill me off early to make sure, I'd understand. I await my demise.

 

[Demagogue]

@Dopo: Your logic makes like no sense.

But if you guys wanna kill me off early to make sure, I'd understand. I await my demise.

Can't tell if taunting because she's the killer and trying to throw doubt, or genuinely a non-communist scum who realized that in the end as long as we find the culprit all will be okay.

 

[Fractral]

[HEADING=1]KING OF KUMQUATS WAS EXECUTED[/HEADING]​

[HEADING=2]He was innocent! The surviving roles may act![/HEADING]

'Free' market capitalism is the foundation of Alpha Complex society, citizen. To suggest a fault in it seems like something a communist would do, and I'm sure you don't want to be associated with that. Now take your pills and drink your Bouncy Bubble Beverage.

Is the computer saying it is possible to suggest a fault? Isnt computer mistaken, surely its not possible to suggest a fault in Alpha Complex, not even for a communist, ESPECIALLY not for a communist.

You are of course correct, Citizen. Alpha Complex would be a Utopia except that there are no other societies to compare it to, nor have there ever been any. Communists are just figments of our collective imagination, and do not exist. Please kill the communists, so that they may come to exist even less.

 

[Dying_Jester]

"I've noticed." One of them said. His voice was flat, as if he was annoyed about something. He pointed at me again, formed a finger gun, and "shot" with it. I was beginning to see where this was going. I had blinded myself to the danger before, because I was hoping that these fine gentlemen were just making conversation, that they were friends. I always knew that they hated me, but I didn't think anything would come of it.

Oh come now, "hate" is such a strong word, and something only communists really act on. As a fine upstanding patriot of our lovely and always benevolent government, I would never lower myself to feeling hate for what I thought was a fellow patriot, just a mild case of annoyance. I thought we were friends, but here you are accusing some of us of hating you, I'm disappointed.

 

[Fractral]

[HEADING=1]

The Priest has Revived Rabbitboy​

[/HEADING]

[HEADING=2]Rabbitboy now has one turn of protection from murder.[/HEADING]

 

[FPLOON]

@Strazdas: Maybe in that PR's defense, it's probably used for morale defense...

Spoiler: Like these lyrics...

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[Twintix]

To the surprise of nobody, the Priest has acted. I wonder if I'll ever see this role being used on somebody who isn't the Spy. Well, the Spy is kinda one of the more important and crucial roles, so it makes sense to bring them back if you can.

I think it's good that we brought in this new rule of the revived being protected for one round. It really does help the Spy getting a bit more done.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Thank you kind sir/madam.

 

[DoPo]

And thus we are now one step closer to beating the communist scum!

I think it's obvious, but it would bear a mention - the Medic should keep our Spy under protection next cycle.

 

[Armadox]

Armadox frowns and looks over at the corpse of kingofkumquats. "This... this is a travesty! This just will not do!", He says loudly in righteous fury as he raises his fists to the ceiling. He leans over the fallen innocent and puts a tiny party hat on it, then moves the sides of it's lips into a smile. Armadox brushes his hands off on kingofkumquat's uniform and nods," That's better. He was woefully below the minimum level of joy. We can't have that!" Looks over his teammates carefully...

" No.. we can't have that.."

 

[DoPo]

Out of curiosity - who was the Priest, so we can thank him/her?

 

[Demagogue]

Out of curiosity - who was the Priest, so we can thank him/her?

Based on @Frappe's comment I'd assume him...

 

[kingofkumquats]

@Armadox: Oh, thank you. I agree that my corpse was not being joyous enough. I thank you for fixing this grievous error.

 

[Aerosteam]

@rabbit: Okay, since you're alive now:

Did you tell anyone about your role or even hinted to it to anyone through a PM?

 

[Armadox]

Out of curiosity - who was the Priest, so we can thank him/her?

Maybe it was me!

 

[FPLOON]

@Caramel Frappe: Being a Priest is like being on a "rigged" version of Deal or No Deal... Sure, you want to pick case #22, but case #17 was probably the better option in the long run...

Spoiler: Need proof?

 

[Strazdas]

Oh come now, "hate" is such a strong word, and something only communists really act on. As a fine upstanding patriot of our lovely and always benevolent government, I would never lower myself to feeling hate for what I thought was a fellow patriot, just a mild case of annoyance. I thought we were friends, but here you are accusing some of us of hating you, I'm disappointed.

When you do it for your country The Computer it is not called hate, it is called patriotic duty!

I think it's obvious, but it would bear a mention - the Medic should keep our Spy under protection next cycle.

If the spy has one round of protection anyway, wouldnt that be a waste of medic then? Wouldnt it be better if medic protected it the cycle AFTER.

 

[DoPo]

I think it's obvious, but it would bear a mention - the Medic should keep our Spy under protection next cycle.

If the spy has one round of protection anyway, wouldnt that be a waste of medic then? Wouldnt it be better if medic protected it the cycle AFTER.

That's what I meant - the Spy is protected this cycle, but not the next one.

 

[snekadid]

I'm onto your game Frappe! Sacrifice yourself with your priest powers to resurrect the spy, all so we wont realize you're secretly the killer! I've watched deathnote! I'm watching you buddy!