Okay, so... We need to sit down and think here. Which sucks because I had a big post typed out and I done goofed. So let's put on music from Darkest Dungeon and think about this.[footnote]The worst time ever to be the most cripplingly poorest... The Steam Sale...[/footnote]
First of all, which ties into a later point. Nobody fucking shakes hands(paws?) with Demagogue. If you do, what happens next is clearly your goddamn fault.
Aerostream is confirmed Spy. Which means that although he's getting yanked out from the rocks, he doesn't have much time. Dis ees baed newz bearz.
I also want to see the comic armadox did of killing me. Did he go for a Tent? A man in a mask? A Tent with a mask? I'm curious, okay?! When people want to do things with mah bod, I want to know! D:
I'm willing to bet that the killer is most certainly not American. Although Gritch was clearly not a cool dude, we should also factor in what he has said. Not anymore though, because I think I'm about to ruin using him as any form of evidence.[footnote]YAY! >.>[/footnote] I think we need to look at the list someone else posted of all non Americans. Here's a few lists for you because I love all of you. I'm gonna fiddle around here with this list a bit... Hrmmmmnnnn~
2. Fat_Hippo
3. Caramel Frappe
6. FPLOON
7. DoPo
8. Twintix
10. Demagogue
11. Dying_Jester
12. altnameJag
13. kingofkumquats
14. username sucks
15. Scars Unseen
16. the silence
17. Shazskywalker
18. RaNDM G
20. BeerTent
Now, the ghost of Gritchy-doo past wants us to off King, which is also American, so let's scribble out the names that are Americaney-doo. Last I checked, there were no firearms signs all around the place, so that again, rules out he Americans.
2. Fat_Hippo
7. DoPo
8. Twintix
10. Demagogue
15. Scars Unseen
16. the silence
17. Shazskywalker
20. BeerTent
Now, I struck myself out because Tent is love, Tent is life, and I'd never do anything to harm my pretties. Unless they're pretending to science. In which case, fuck'em. Dema's a biter. So, you know... I didn't scritch out his name for being a Canadian. Because we're far too polite to shank someone. Repeatedly. I mean, maybe one shank or something, but even then that's a bit far here. We'd be shouting 'Sorry!' too much through the first shank to keep going. You can't say sorry when you're a biting Sled Dog.[footnote]You have no idea how badly I wanted to do that to Red.[/footnote]
Here's hoping that Aero's questions can narrow that list down even further. I know it's likely 1 of 7 people here. I could also be completely wrong by reading Gritch's initial deception. He could have been smart, and realized that once he was offed, we'd do this, and the killer could indeed be an American. In which case. Well, fuck. We've doubled the list of suspects.
I'm so happy that this game has made such an exceptional discovery [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/65110350/HIIIGHHWAAAYTOOOTHEDANGERZOOOONNNNEEEEEE.PNG] for me.
