@kingofthekumquats: Okay, first off, I don't even know what a kumquat was outside of hearing the phrase "pickle berry kumquat"... Second off, cell phones have become an essential luxury in terms of long-distance communication because society outside this cavern basically said "Fuck you" to the payphone just because it had the word "pay" in its fucking name... Third off, if the cavepeople could get away with "cavern vandalism", then why can't we do the same, especially since we're still trapped here in the first place? Forth off, if I learned anything from watching The Decent[footnote]And it has been a while, so my referential info might be off a bit...[/footnote], it's that because we are in the mist of a potential verbal tussle, I might end up accusing you of sleeping with my boyfriend (or husband) while I was in a coma after an unforeseen car accident... And finally, in continuation to the "fourth off", if the ending of The Decent is to believe especially if we haven't seen the sequel yet, it's because of said "vandalism" that sets off a chain of events that gets us the fuck out of the cavern with casualties to spare... So, just like a tomato, kumquats are not a race unless they're different kinds of kumquats all under the same gene poll... Then again, just like mortal humans, there's no such thing as race in the way one would think scientifically speaking...
