Serial killer Round 69: HA! Err, I mean TENT OF TERROR! Game has ended.

[BeerTent]

[HEADING=1]IT BEGINS! IT IS NOW THE FIRST DAY![/HEADING]
The hippo was done in by what he loved. Food. I'm serious, you all knew he was getting far beyond the stage one would consider "Morbidly Obese." I was considering bring in some "macro fetishists" to gawk at him. Now that he's dead, I can say this. Enough of me being mean, it's time for my little band of psychos to vote on who you think did it! I put out a few things for you to use. All of which is pretty sharp. Look! Put your votes in the basket of knives so the vote counter can play a little game. All of which are mind-numbingly sharp and without any blood currently on them!

 

[Dying_Jester]

You're just saying Jux because I listed him as one of the possible killers before anyone even died, aren't you?

Right so we need to get voting. I'm for killing the silent people to encourage the others to talk for more material to work with later. I say we guillotine... Jux. Though I'm open to other suggestions, particularly among the silent.

I must dissuade you from doing so for it is my belief, coming deep from left field, that Jux is the spy.
How do I know? I don't. But the last two rounds I played I was spot on for the killer and I just want to see if it's the same for roles.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

You're just saying Jux because I listed him as one of the possible killers before anyone even died, aren't you?

Right so we need to get voting. I'm for killing the silent people to encourage the others to talk for more material to work with later. I say we guillotine... Jux. Though I'm open to other suggestions, particularly among the silent.

I must dissuade you from doing so for it is my belief, coming deep from left field, that Jux is the spy.
How do I know? I don't. But the last two rounds I played I was spot on for the killer and I just want to see if it's the same for roles.

Actually my first choice would be fploon except I tried to get him executed last round already so I chose someone else.

 

[BeerTent]

@BeerTent: I vote for BeerTent. :3

I read this, instantly thought "WHAT! You can't vote for me you hooker!" and forgot what the hell I was supposed to be doing.

*taps fingers*

I dunno, maybe I'll just go to the store or something. NO! RIGHT! Gotta update the 1st post!! AAAHHAHAHAAA! Victory is mine, Dhurteh James! Eeneaahahahaa

 

[BeerTent]

@Tent Of Beers: How do yo know it's not part of my ingenious and highly convoluted plot?

Because I'm Inflatable, which makes me Infallible. :3

Aside, I have ALL of your information in my super-duper-special-sekrat-unique-amazing-hidden-spreadsheet. I've got a good idea what your plan is.

Personally, I think you're just jelly of my good looks. Ennngh~ yeah... Lookat that smoooth metal of my welding mask... Ennnph~

 

[EvilRoy]

I find myself afraid to vote given so little evidence. If someone would be so kind as to incriminate themselves it would make it so much easier on me. Would be a shame to see more innocent hippo blood spilled.

 

[Fat Hippo]

I find myself afraid to vote given so little evidence. If someone would be so kind as to incriminate themselves it would make it so much easier on me. Would be a shame to see more innocent hippo blood spilled.

Since the spy actually survived the first round this time (Hallelujah) he should be distributing his information among the surviving carnies and animals shortly. Might as well wait with the speculation until this list is available.

 

[BeerTent]

@CheapTent: Inflatable? And I thought you were one of those classic, rope and stake kind. You know, the good kind.

If that's the case, then you should already know about that gay Russian bloke with a flame-thrower standing right next to your house. He likes rough play almost as much as he likes arson, so I am sure you two will become fast friends!

I am too busy looking at your funky fingers to pay attention to your welder mask. Though, tis a mighty fine mask, I must admit.

You mean this guy? I got him dancing for me. The fucking moves he's got is unreal. Seriously, it's like a non-stop party over here. Someone even brought their 12 foot pool around for people to lounge in and it's a wonderful, sunny 22 degree day.

We also wing-man for each other too, it's awesome. My girlish ways attracts the gays, and his... Well, his outclassing of me in every way brings the ladies. We just trade and it's good times all around.

How are things going for you in that circus now?

 

[Dr. Crawver]

Is there anyone we know who has a grudge against hippo? I mean it could just be bad luck on their part, but is there anyone that would want him dead?

 

[BeerTent]

[HEADING=1]I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT![/HEADING] Man you must all be sick and tired of me by now.

I've had to deal with a few disappearing acts, it seems... FRACTIAL has decided that the Tent of Terror is not his kind of place, and our purr-fect friend Tizzy the Tormentor has taken his place, and assume his (if he had one) role and his current vote.

(The reality is that Frac remembered he had to be somewhere for a long time, and wanted out. Tizzy wanted in, and we have our solution. ^.^)

As for the other ones? It's temporary. That's all you need to know. They'll return for the second day, and have already provided me their votes.

 

[Twintix]

I sure do hope we won't accidentally kill off anybody who can help us this time. Seriously, could we perhaps try to not get the Medic or the Priest this time?

[sub][sub][sub][sub]...Get your ass to Witchyworld
Come and try our rides
When you taste the food and drink
You'll know you're dead inside~[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Aerosteam]

@Beer: He said if Fractral had a role, it would pass on to Tizzy as well as the vote he already sent in.

It would be entirely possible that if Fractral was the Killer his murderous intend would transfer over to Tizzy.

 

[EvilRoy]

@Aerosteam: ... If that's the case, let's hope Tizzy doesn't have 'that' role. Not many would suspect someone who joined in-game to have such an important role. Let's wait to see what the Spy has to say (unless they remain quiet... don't be that kinda guy / girl)

Wouldn't the most straightforward solution be then to kill Tizzy? And/or everyone. May I remind the tent that if everyone is dead, we are all safe from suffering. Sephiroth said that. Or maybe the guy from FFX with the blue hair.

 

[Scars Unseen]

Well I survived the first round this time. Good for me. Also, congratulations on the Medic not being useless.

So I'm kind of in favor of waiting for Spy info this cycle since that's something that could actually happen this time around. Until then, I'll just munch on this popco....oh. There's hippo blood on it.

Anyone want some popcorn?

 

[snekadid]

Wait, I thought we got an announcement of who the medic saved? Am I misremembering? Was it always a secret(because I have no idea why it would be a secret) or did tent just not decide to announce it...

 

[Aerosteam]

@sneka: Whoever was saved should have gotten a message from the GM that they nearly died. It's up to them to tell anyone about it if they want.

 

[Jux]

Yay, I live! /rereads the rules ok, so I vote in chat aye? I guess I should give the spy some time to pm me first, or just pick the shiftiest looking person in the room?

 

[Aerosteam]

@Jux: PM who you think is the Killer to [user]BeerTent[/user]. Also, you'll never know, according to the Spy you could still be a suspect and not get a PM from them at this time. It doesn't hurt to send your vote ASAP then request a re-vote if new info comes up.

 

[FPLOON]

So...I slept though the first murder...
I have been drinking since breakfast...
I've been wondering why they didn't make a sequel to that one carnival movie with John C. Riley in it...
I saw that one episode of American Horror Story: Freak Show with the hem introduction...
I forgot who I voted for...Also, west beats east this time... and I don't trust primary numbers hypocritically...