Serial killer Round 69: HA! Err, I mean TENT OF TERROR! Game has ended.
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Who cares about the body when a more atrocious crime against humanity has been committed. Someone brought macadamia cookies. For shame to whoever brought those to this circus of death, I bet it was the killer.BeerTent said:
I wouldn't go that far now.Fat_Hippo said:
I'm actually funny. Jerry aint ever gonna get that shit on me. You think I'm bad here? When I remember to reply, I send some foolish shit via PM's.
Well, you all have to wait for 12 hours... I'm sure the dead person will post between that time.
Unlike the gross policeman over there, I actually don't revel in your pain. I merely like macabre things. Also, I hope to make everyone feel guilty by making them view my disgusting corpse. WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE ME PEOPLE!?!? I WAS YOUR ONLY HIPPO! THIS DAMN TWO-BIT CIRCUS DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FRIKKIN' LION, JUST REGULAR CATS, YOU'LL ALL STARVE WITHOUT MY STAR-POWER!Caramel Frappe said:
Huh, lawyer is dead. That's good. But what's this about me being number 2 for the chopping block? I'm not ok with this. I spend a couple of days moving, and everyone wants you dead. Racism I swear.
From that then I assume you, the killer, and a random third party voted for me. Is it odd I want the third person to die more than the killer?Caramel Frappe said:
@Dying_Jester: 24601?
@Forgot about FPLOON: Don't worry... Just call me the Dr. Dre of the Serial Killer continuum...
Yes... Because I didn't vote for you...Caramel Frappe said:
Bro... I've been here <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/362.841168.20691389>way longer than Frappe... Besides, my list of potential Lawyers just in case I became the Miller lacks Frappe on said list because he's been the Lawyer one too many times for my taste...Dirty Cop James funs said:
@Forgot about FPLOON: Don't worry... Just call me the Dr. Dre of the Serial Killer continuum...
Only I stole the Eminem chorus because irony...
*brushes off his top hat and smiles a devilish grin* Professionally Evil, I like that.. It's not accurate, but I like that. Would you like to know what I am, friend Frappe? You should know exactly what I am. Look inside yourself. I am the chaotic nature of your rage. I am that which brings you unhappiness. I am that little voice that screams in your ear," Why, why aren't they voting sensibly? Why must they always crack jokes?" I am you, but the part of you that gets to have all of the fun and none of the responsibility.
*puts the top hat on, and twirls his mustache* Come in, come in! Welcome one and all! The circus is about to start! Come join us in our fun and merriment as you see who's acts will knock you dead.. and who's just plain dead. We have Hippo-on-a-Stick, a buck a pop! Get it while it's still fresh and twitching. And we're sorry, but we'll have to move the main act up on the schedule, as we just can't find our strongwoman anywhere.
Gasp in delight as we see what transpires. Come one, come all!"
*puts the top hat on, and twirls his mustache* Come in, come in! Welcome one and all! The circus is about to start! Come join us in our fun and merriment as you see who's acts will knock you dead.. and who's just plain dead. We have Hippo-on-a-Stick, a buck a pop! Get it while it's still fresh and twitching. And we're sorry, but we'll have to move the main act up on the schedule, as we just can't find our strongwoman anywhere.
Gasp in delight as we see what transpires. Come one, come all!"
@Flachback Blind: <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/362.847042.20891441>It's the latter? <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/362.847042.20892771>(Also, a foreshadowing-based confession?)
@Puzzled Cop: http://media.giphy.com/media/11oRLY4FRk2s36/giphy.gif
@Puzzled Cop: http://media.giphy.com/media/11oRLY4FRk2s36/giphy.gif
I have no idea what those numbers mean.FPLOON said:
What are you insinuating? You're a suit, aren't you.
You don't know me! I don't know you! Who are you people!