"Aaaah. This is lovely," Neon murmured to himself as he took a seat in front of the tv. He'd been running around all day, trying to avoid the murderer who was on the loose. He figured that he's just get in the way if he actually went out and tried to help find the fucker, so simply staying alive was the best thing for him to do.
Suddenly, the lights in the house went out.
"Fuck! Now I can't watch the Jona...MYTHBUSTERS," Neon yelled in frustration. With a sigh of irritation, he pushed himself up out of the chair, and walked across the room to get a candle. Upon lighting it, a small sphere of light spilled out around him.
"...this just won't do," he thought to himself. Looking around for a moment, he found a roll of duct tape.
"God? If you're there? I love you right now. So very much."
Five minutes later, Neon had a fifteen-candle holder made from the lovely tape.
With a good twenty feet of light, Neon felt confident enough to find out what the hell was going on. He headed into the foyer, and passed by a large pane of glass. As he walked by, there was a loud whoooosh, and Neon looked out the window. A small orange circle seemed to be approaching him at high speed.
"BALLS OF THE ELDAR! Heatseeker?!" He tossed the hastily constructed candelabra aside, and jumped out the window just as the missile homed in on the candles.
The explosion punted Neon into the air a good fifty feet, and he crashed to the ground in front of a small collection of people. One of them was holding a smoking tube.
"Berethond? What the hell man?! I thought you knew I wasn't the killer!"
<color=gray>"That was before the seven of us put some thought into the whole thing. I know you lied to me."
"Oh, Berethond...I never lied to you. I may have left things out, but I never lied."
The big Bere, unswayed by the words Neon was spewing, pulled out a rather hefty knife. Raising it above his head, he began to swing it into Neon's head when a five foot shard of glass fell from the sky and decapitated Neon. The rolling head seemed to laugh at the gathered people as it rolled away. At least, it did until Bere stabbed it to the ground anyway.
That's right, fools! I wasn't the killer!