Serial Killer Round 70: Soviet Submarine Slaughter!

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Fractral

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@Jester: I use a Ouija board personally. That way I can ensure it always tells me to vote Frappe.
Ya'll should listen to DCJF by the way.
 

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@pheonixright: Gha! Of course! How could we be so stupid?!

Everyone, vote for the Killer!
 

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crimson5pheonix said:
Ya'll are silly, you should just do what I do and vote for the killer.
You make it sound so easy. Who'd you vote for, anyway? You're usually very, uh, vocal about that.

And who voted for me? I haven't even complained about being on a list yet!

@OT Full disclosure: Voted for the Dirty Cop. Because really.

Seriously, my first round vote typically goes for username+lulz. It's basically random because we've got nothing to go on unless the killer slips up something fierce, and that didn't happen. Heck, I voted for Dying Jester last round because, well, who else would you vote for in a circus than a sinister clown jester?

Though I also got 2 votes from somewhere, so it seems "semi-random" was in style.
 

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altnameJag said:
crimson5pheonix said:
Ya'll are silly, you should just do what I do and vote for the killer.
You make it sound so easy. Who'd you vote for, anyway? You're usually very, uh, vocal about that.

And who voted for me? I haven't even complained about being on a list yet!

@OT Full disclosure: Voted for the Dirty Cop. Because really.

Seriously, my first round vote typically goes for username+lulz. It's basically random because we've got nothing to go on unless the killer slips up something fierce, and that didn't happen. Heck, I voted for Dying Jester last round because, well, who else would you vote for in a circus than a sinister clown jester?

Though I also got 2 votes from somewhere, so it seems "semi-random" was in style.
I told you, I voted for the killer, that's who I always vote for :D
 

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altnameJag said:
@OT Full disclosure: Voted for the Dirty Cop. Because really.
So now assuming we believe everyone, either one of the three people who admitted to voting DCJ is the killer/lawyer (and thus as bad at it as I am) or... the Killer/Lawyer didn't vote for DCJ.
 

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Demagogue said:
So now assuming we believe everyone, either one of the three people who admitted to voting DCJ is the killer/lawyer (and thus as bad at it as I am) or... the Killer/Lawyer didn't vote for DCJ.
Yeah, I'm not sure Plan: Assume the Enemy is Incompetent is a good plan.

At least, said plan always backfires when I'm playing World of Tanks.
 

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-_- Ya'll wanna know why Evilroy is still alive? Because its perfect, that's why. Why bother icing my ass when the thread is trying to do it for you? If you fail again and execute someone else because your best bullshit artists fail to impress the group at large, then that's another safe cycle for the killer. Ain't nobody super vocal about murdering the Jester, but realistically the killer can make anything happen with one announcement and the lawyer vote so he goes for the risky kill to keep the live bait struggling.

As it stands, if I was the killer then Gritch would be dead as shit right now because he obviously has a role, and a pretty important one at that. No way he would be champing at the bit to end a life without assurances that one of the critical roles wasn't going to get offed through his actions.

Either that, or, and I know this is as bad as what is being pulled on me, the killer IS trying to kill the Roy and but he figures he doesn't need to waste a vote or a kill to get it done.
 

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It's also possible that, given the lawyer bombed round 1 (no role was stabbed) the killer and lawyer didn't coordinate their votes this early. It is near sheer dumb luck for us to nab the killer round 1 with no spy info, so it should be safe enough for them to spend a round giving us no help in the vote tally either.

At this point it is still impossible for me to think anyone is innocent, except maybe Dema. We know he can't be the killer if it's past round 1. (But I still only say maybe for his innocence.)
 

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I just going to remind you I am the one driving the ship and if I die. we all die and the nukes will probably go off when we crash killing everyone on earth in a nuclear holocaust.

Just food for thought if you think of me as a killer.
 

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Crysan said:
At this point it is still impossible for me to think anyone is innocent, except maybe Dema. We know he can't be the killer if it's past round 1. (But I still only say maybe for his innocence.)
Hey! You weren't playing for that... you don't get to hold it over me mister!
 

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tf2godz said:
I just going to remind you I am the one driving the ship and if I die. we all die and the nukes will probably go off when we crash killing everyone on earth in a nuclear holocaust.

Just food for thought if you think of me as a killer.
I wouldn't be surprised if either the killer or the mob offs you for that. I hope you don't have a role (other than driver). We need the DinoComrade!

@Demagogue: I still know about it. You're really bad at the game, it's no secret. :)
 

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Crysan said:
tf2godz said:
I just going to remind you I am the one driving the ship and if I die. we all die and the nukes will probably go off when we crash killing everyone on earth in a nuclear holocaust.

Just food for thought if you think of me as a killer.
I wouldn't be surprised if either the killer or the mob offs you for that. I hope you don't have a role (other than driver). We need the DinoComrade!
hope their fine with causing nuclear Armageddon killing everybody on earth.
 

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tf2godz said:
I just going to remind you I am the one driving the ship and if I die. we all die and the nukes will probably go off when we crash killing everyone on earth in a nuclear holocaust.

Just food for thought if you think of me as a killer.
Ehh, I own a copy of Red November.

"The nukes going off" is only a threat when you're already flooding the ship to put out the fires so you can access the outer hatch to fight off the kraken so you have time to fix the oxygen purifiers so you can breath while getting the subs propulsion back online so you don't dive too deep and get killed by the pressure.[footnote]Actual Gameplay Example[/footnote]

Tangent aside, why'd we build so many nukes if we weren't going to annihilate all life on the planet?
 

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tf2godz said:
I just going to remind you I am the one driving the ship and if I die. we all die and the nukes will probably go off when we crash killing everyone on earth in a nuclear holocaust.

Just food for thought if you think of me as a killer.
Don't worry, I have one of the keys. Nobody would expect a jester without a role to have one of the keys.

It's hidden. I hid it in the soup. So if the killer's goal is to use our nukes against the motherland, they'd better start gutting their victims.

I'd just love it if the one with the missing key in their gut was the killer.
I'm a genius.
 

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Okay so currently I see..


1 Armadox: 1 unaccounted for
2 King: Caramel Frappe, DCJF
2 altname: 2 unaccounted for
2 evilroy: gritch, Fat Hippo
1 fat hippo: unaccounted for
4 DCJF: me, evilroy, altname, Armadox (?)
1 DJ: 1 unaccounted for
1 Aero: Cry
2 Frappe: DJ, Dema
1 Cry: Aero

So seems like we have 5 maybe 6 unaccounted for votes. 2 people failed to vote.

Right now based on what people have said about evilroy he seems the most suspicious to me. He seems more suspicious than altnameJag and I'll leave it up to everyone else to decide if I'm more suspicious than him though I'd think not. EvilRoy would be willing to be more public about voting for DCJF because he has a good reason to but it's really hard to get past the logic that the killer would have gone for Roy over DCJF.
 

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EvilRoy said:
As it stands, if I was the killer then Gritch would be dead as shit right now because he obviously has a role, and a pretty important one at that. No way he would be champing at the bit to end a life without assurances that one of the critical roles wasn't going to get offed through his actions.

Either that, or, and I know this is as bad as what is being pulled on me, the killer IS trying to kill the Roy and but he figures he doesn't need to waste a vote or a kill to get it done.
I don't have a role. I don't know what exactly I've said so far to indicate I have a role. The fact that I accused you? If I was the Spy as you're implying (and that's definitely what you're implying there) it'd be really REALLY stupid for me to accuse you right now. With only one list it'd be almost impossible to pinpoint who exactly was the Killer unless I got extremely lucky and with the Doppelganger active the odds of that is even lower. All accusing an individual as the Spy would accomplish is, as you've pointed out, make me a bigger target for the Killer/Mob. Smarter for the Spy to lay back until they've gotten at least 2 questions answered.

And as a side note: Pointing out someone "obviously" has an important role is something an innocent person should NEVER do. If you're correct in your assumption all you do is clue in the Killer/Lawyer and if you're wrong you potentially confuse the survivors.

And you better hope I'm not murdered next round. You're already pretty suspect but if I get murdered in this round you'll almost definitely be executed.
 

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@Gritch (on phone can't quote ghost or otherwise)

Man I've already come to peace with the fact that I'm probably dead this round, but I'm not gonna hold back on how poor I feel the logic employed is.

First I'm the Killer because I work a pretty standard schedule, now I'm the Killer because people didn't buy into that line and vote for me. That second string of logic predicated on the fact that the Killer and lawyer didn't vote for me, despite the fact (and I cannot stress this enough) that it is entirely possible that the Killer and the lawyer did vote for me. I'm not the one actively sowing discord here. Not being willing to roll over and accept my execution is not indicative of guilt.

As to the rest, hey like you said to me if you don't have a role, too bad, but one more off the suspect list. All I'm trying to say is there is no way I would fight for an execution without being certain I'm not dooming us all, and right now the only way to be sure is to be the person who's death would doom us. That's nothing hard to figure out, Killer, lawyer, or otherwise.

And don't worry about getting offed dude. As long as I'm alive so are you, because every time you try and fail to get me killed is another time the Killer can look forward to a nice divided vote. I'm not angry or anything here, but I do wanna win and be alive to see it so I'm not going to hold back on tellurium people why I think they're wrong.
 

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@EvilRoy: Sounds like a baddie trying to stay out of his deserved grave. Eeeeeeyup.